Bad Counsel

Sound Bites

• "Quit breathing."
• "That would be great."
• "I felt like I broke."
• "What? That's great."
• "We got our first paid ad!"
• "What a prude!"
• "Doing this with love."
• "I know nothing!"
• "I just lost it."
• "It's a…

Sound Bites

• "I swallow them down with alcohol."
• "You know, what's missing right now?"
• "That's the cuck chair!"
• "I got Chlamydia for Christmas."
• "I did once on a first date..."
• "That's no big deal. Who care…

Sound Bites

"Boundaries are good."

"He quit via text."

"I have zero fucks left."

"Never let them see you bleed."

"I took MDMA on a plane."

"He's my little peacock."

"It was going well!"

"AI thinks o…

Sound Bites

• "I used to set an alarm for 3 a.m."
• "You tried to kill me!"
• "You scared me!"
• "What a sad story that guy had."
• "It's an interactive show."
• "It's so well written. It's great."
• …

Sound Bites

Sound Bites

"MMA, I was going to say NFL."

"What do you think she said?"

"Kevin can go fuck himself."

"It's a fucking insane movie."

"The Flat Earthers!"

"I don't know about this guy."

"Comedy is of…

Sound Bites

• "Are you okay?"
• "It's just a car."
• "600 cookies!"
• "You look great."
• "Slap that ass."
• "Power napping?"
• "He was a boxer."
• "Dick Handler."
• "Wow, Joe Lewis."
• "We're bad counsel."

Sound Bites

• "You know, I like hats, you know."
• "I love them too."
• "That's a lot of iced tea."
• "He trusts me implicitly."
• "I was a child and I matured."
• "Two fights in 28 years?"
• "We just don't fight as a co…

THE GREEN ACRES EDITION!

Sound Bites

• "I just hate parties."
• "I want to go higher!"
• "Netflix sucks."
• "There is no code."
• "I just shit."
• "Here, this is gross."
• "Oh, gross!"
• "Did it smell?"
• "That's nasty!"
• "Get a …

Sound Bites

• "I always wanted to disappear."
• "I love you and you hate me."
• "It's creative destruction, right?"
• "Damn it, did you all know that?"
• "How the fuck did I not know that?"
• "You are excellent, buddy…

Sound Bites

"The second take is always worse than the first."
"I had too many notes, that never works for me."
"I had a panic attack because I thought I was fucked up."
"Ketamine instantly blocked suicid…

Sound Bites

• "We lost power about one o'clock on Wednesday."
• "It was terrifying."
• "We were one of the last areas to get power."
• "How could we survive?"
• "Normal prep, not like doomsday preppers."
• "It was not…

Sound Bites

• "You seem grouchy."
• "My mom fell getting off of her cruise."
• "He's doing his best at lowering expectations."
• "You think because you like ice skating, means you have low T?"
• "I'm never going to…

Sound Bites

• "That looks like my mom."
• "We think everyone else looks old."
• "Do we look like that?"
• "I think wives can be stolen."
• "Are you allowed to take life insurance out on somebody?"
• "We could all kick…

Sound Bites

"It's just in time, man."
"I see robots all the time now."
"I was in England where it rained."
"That's probably why I only did it for about six months."
"I bet you're in fucking great shape."
"…

Sound Bites

• "Well, I don't know if this was fun, but I kind of wanted to, actually I'll wait. I have a story I want to share with everybody. I want to brag a little bit. I want to brag a little, so I'…

Sound Bites

• "Kids home."
• "It reduces the bandwidth actually when they're when they're home."
• "The only problem is she's so into Jesus, like Michelle has to go up to the pool with her and hear about Jesu…