Remember those classic Atari 2600 games? They were sure fun to play, but didn't you ever wonder why they sent a plumber to take out Donkey Kong? What Yar was seeking revenge against? What made those robots go berserk? Me too? ATARI BYTES is more than a game review podcast. It's an exploration of the games to divine what exactly the story within the game is. And if we can't find those answers, we'll make 'em up.
Formula One is our focus this week.
That's right! Grecian Formula One, that liquid warrior against grey hair rides in on a wave of faux-youthful delusion and -
Whoops! Wait! Formula one RACE cars...
…Quiet! I'm sleeping!
A week out from Midwest Gaming Classic in Milwaukee and I am STILL tired. But it's a good tired. Had a great time playing a few games, reconnecting with friends and fans old and …
In 1983, Sega said, "We took a shot at creating a 3-D looking game for the arcade. Congo Bongo looks amazing."
"We took a shot," some staffer said. "But it really doesn't look that great."
"We should…
Episode 167 finds us revisiting an old gaming friend sporting a slightly more youthful facelift. Or something. We're playing the 1984 MILLIPEDE which was pretty fun...when it was called CENTIPEDE.
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This week, we have another M Network game for you, this one from 1982, boldly titled SPACE ATTACK. That's a name right up there in the creativity pantheon with "Space Battle", "Racing" and "3D Tic-Ta…
My dad always said never stay at a hotel called Lakeview. There won't be a lake within sight. It seemed like just a bit of clever wordplay. But this week, ATARI BYTES episode 165 is DARK CAVERN. What…
This week, episode 164 of ATARI BYTES is drenched in sweetness. So much squeaky clean gaming joy, it'll make your teeth hurt.
This is bad because of the teeth gnashing you'll do trying to have fun pl…
Wallaby darned! It's another episode of ATARI BYTES! Though the game is actually KANGAROO! Not Wallaby! Which makes the pun even more annoying! If that's possible!
That's right. This week, episode 16…
This week, episode 162 of the podcast isn't just coasting in neutral. We pop the clutch, pop a wheelie and burn rubber down the track! It's DRAGSTER from 1980, one of Activision's first efforts for t…
BRIAN COLIN IS A FLIPPIN' GENIUS.
How do I know? Well, he helped design two of the most beloved fun, whimsical arcade games of ALL TIME. RAMPAGE and XENOPHOBE, among many others. And then they were a…
WOOOHOOOO! Check it out, y'all! We're doing CODEBREAKER on episode 160 of Atari Bytes!
ZZZZZZZZZ.
Sorry! Nodded off there. Seriously though, in 1978 when this game came out, the idea of using a keypa…
In this divided world we live in, it's fitting episode 159 features ENTOMBED, the U.S. Games title from 1982. It's a game about running blindly through a maze, not really knowing where you're going. …
Come in! Come in! Welcome to "The Grille"! Sit anywhere. Grab a menu. It's short. You can have anything you want as long as it's a burger on a bun. What's that? Oh, that cursing from the assembly roo…
Episode 157 features a game whose name is both a title and cogent life advice: DODGE 'EM.
No time to write out the full word "THEM". This race car game moves too fast! Can you gobble all the pellets…
Plunk down your chips, put on your poker face and shove an extra Ace wherever you need to. It's time to play some cards!
This week on episode 156 of the podcast, we're playing CASINO, from Atari, 197…
Are you ready for some football?
Well, too bad. This week on episode 155 we're gonna slam dunk on Kareem Abdul Jabbar as we're playing Atari BASKETBALL from 1979. Then we'll celebrate Dr. James Naism…
Episode 154 fires at you like a cannonball, screaming profanity and peeing itself with fear like a human. That's right, we're playing from Atari's early days the "what the hell, let's try this" title…
HAPPY NEW YEAR! You could ring in 2019 watching a ball drop, while drenched in expensive champagne and kissing your favorite person. OR...
...you could crack open whatever was on sale and come on out…
Ho - Ho - HO...ly cow! It's the Christmas episode of ATARI BYTES!
In episode 152, we set aside the egg-nog-drenched game console to wish you all a joyous holiday season. To thank you for your support…
We hope you already peed, because once the cross-country race that is this week's episode gets going, we're not stopping. It's the Activision game ENDURO, from 1983. So, this week's story probably ha…