Anchoevies
Don't mistake anchovies for the food fishes found in your favorite appetizers and caesar salad dressings - nay, Anchoevies is a podcast made by your favorite hoes on the internet: Tessa Brereton and Timarie Maxwell. These two thought female leaders are transforming the industry by covering the hardest hitting topics in pop culture, and other stuff that is also very important. Tune in for new episodes at the end of every week.
- Update frequency
- every 11 days
- Average duration
- 57 minutes
- Episodes
- 38
- Years Active
- 2023 - 2025
17: With Great Power Comes Great Joint Pain
Happy episode 17! Today, the 'choevies share their new greatest fear, how the way you get your ice will expose whether you're rich or poor, and Tessa's new lifestyle that involves wearing hats incons…
16: Using Tessa's Grandma for Her Handicap Parking Pass
We lied about being pieces of sh**. And now we're inviting Tessa's grandma to every outing so we don't have to walk across parking lots. SPONSOR the pod for access to our very first bonus episode at …
15: Unusual Celebrity Couples
On today's episode, the Anchoevies cover everything from weird celeb couples to making new friends on Facebook Marketplace. Want bonus content from the 'choevies? Make sure to subscribe for just $3 a…
14: Ins and Outs for 2024
Welcome back to Anchoevies! We've missed our minnows dearly, and we thought the best way to welcome the new year would be with a compelling list of ins and outs for each of you to consider for 2024. …
13: A Very Anchoevies Christmas
Merry Christmas, minnows! Enjoy our last episode of 2023, and have a fabulous rest of your year. We will see you in 2024!s
12: We Are the New Myth Busters
In today's very special episode, we experiment on Jacob thanks to Tiktok Shop, attempt to myth-bust the infamous LifeStraw, and of course, gab about the holiday happenings that are to come. Don't for…
11: Girl Mathing Black Friday
This week, the Anchoevies recap how the holiday week went, how buying things on sale can actually SAVE you money, and why old people should no longer be allowed to enter the gym. Please like and subs…
10: A Turkey Themed Episode
Happy Thanksgiving, Minnows! From our Anchoevy hearts to yours, may you get to sit on the couch with a crisp drink in your hand while your older relatives work tirelessly to prepare a decadent Thanks…
9: We LOVE Men fr (feat. Super Secret MALE Guest)
The Anchoevies have been facing some SERIOUS allegations about their feelings towards men, so today we prove the alligators wrong. Our super secret male guest is here to help us set the record straig…
8: Did We Just Become a Self Help Podcast?
On today's episode, Tessa and Timarie report some very scientifically-backed knowledge about how to evolve and become your best self. Watch out Huberman Lab, we are coming for you! (Not really we lov…
7: Where Do We Sign Up for the Draft?
Please enjoy this incredible episode, may your bounty be plentiful and your day be grand! Also leave a 5 star review... OR ELSE!
6: Luteal Phase Got Us Down Bad
Today's episode is brought to you by Toyatata. Timarie quits her job to become a comedian and to start publishing episodes on time, Tessa goes into ketosis and gets a new bumper sticker.
BONUS EPISODE!!! Cup of Coffee? $3. Kissing Your Own Mother on the Mouth? Priceless.
In today's very special BONUS EPISODE, we have a special guest and possibly an Oedipus complex on our hands... The Anchoevies also share their recent search history and wonder if this episode should …
5: Old People Are Cyber Security Warriors (feat. Macklemore)
Tessa and Timarie are BACK! This week Timarie shares about her trip to the Oregon coast and Tessa warns listeners about the cyber security advice she received from her 80 year old bestie.
4: Why tf is Everyone Buying Life Straws? (feat. David Henrie)
Today the hosts of Anchoevies take you thru their traumatizing medical horror stories, Timarie's copious amount of Instagram accounts, and their love for short kings at a young age. And the best part…
3: A Brief History of Tessa's Farm Animals & Our Thoughts on Women's Suffrage
Today's episode covers a lot of ground, specifically ground that contains many animal skeletons that lie six feet under. Tessa and Timarie discuss everything from hard days on the farm, to Pawn Stars…
2: Secrets, Lovers, & Being Afraid to Answer Your Phone
In this week's episode, Tessa and Timarie respond to your requests for advice, your hot takes, and your hottest pressing questions...
1: Seven People from Kevin Bacon, One Person from David Henrie
The first episode is here!!! It's mostly about Tessa's Dad, but honorable mentions include: How Tessa and Timarie met, The Butterfly Effect, Mitchel Musso got arrested for WHAT??!, and all things Dav…