Anchoevies
Don't mistake anchovies for the food fishes found in your favorite appetizers and caesar salad dressings - nay, Anchoevies is a podcast made by your favorite hoes on the internet: Tessa Brereton and Timarie Maxwell. These two thought female leaders are transforming the industry by covering the hardest hitting topics in pop culture, and other stuff that is also very important. Tune in for new episodes at the end of every week.
- Update frequency
- every 11 days
- Average duration
- 57 minutes
- Episodes
- 38
- Years Active
- 2023 - 2025
36: Prank Calling!
Timarie is morally conflicted about prank calling friends. Tessa’s dog is a deadbeat dad. Eva lost 30lbs thru diet and exercise. Jacob did what now?! #scandal (skip to 30 min if you want prank calls …
35: BEWARE: Tessa May Scam You with Her MLM
In this episode: Drew has become a Disney adult. Plastic maxing is the new intuitive eating. SEEDS. Cold foam industry secrets. Eggs, Helena Eeagan style. Making an ebook. Our bodega guys just get us…
34: Life is Worth Living (sponsored by Short Stay Vacay)
This is our first influencer brand trip!!! Thank you so much to Short Stay Vacay and Prints by Pavneet. This was genuinely the best weekend of our entire lives!!!
33: NO VACANCIES (feat. Johnathan)
Did we just become a true crime podcast? On today’s episode we welcome our bestie Johnathan! Many topics and stories will take place. Fun side challenge!!! Take a shot every time Johnathan says fetch…
32: Needing Some Help Locating a Petite Woman
Today’s episode covers: our first live studio audience caller, automatic salt & pepper grinders (again), arthritis awareness, scary ocean sounds, airplane mode, b**gers, the weather, Bobby Jack, and …
31: Ins and Outs 2025
Today’s episode covers: our thoughts on cameras and photos, ground beef graphs for research, 2024 recaps, Italian pastries, TJ Maxx food, foraging, the twilight saga, and our ins and outs of 2025. Wa…
30: A Very (late) Anchoevies Christmas
*Let's all pretend this came out on December 26th 2024* - The Anchoevies end the year with a Christmas gift exchange, discuss Christmas traditions, and talk about their hopes for motherhood in the fu…
29: CRAY BOT, sit on THIS (feat. Maddie and Tori)
In today's episode, the Anchoevies invite minnows Maddie and Tori onto the pod. Not only because they are awesome baddies, but also because they might possibly be Tessa and Timarie from a parallel un…
28: What Big Cascade Doesn't Want You to Know
In today's episode, the Anchoevies relive their Thanksgiving week with a grateful heart, whether or not it was filled with tragedy and unfortunate events. They issue warnings about Big Cascade, and t…
27: A Very Anchoevies Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving, minnows! We hope you are feeling grateful, thankful, and blessed this fateful Thursday. In today's episode, the Anchoevies warn you about the dangers of eating too much turkey, an…
26: Mona Lisa SPOILER Alert
In today's episode, Tessa and Timarie give you tips on how to make your bday party feel less like a Black Mirror episode, supply some good bestie date ideas, and talk about what will happen when they…
25: The Jeremy Allen White Jacket
In today's episode, we are making WAVES. Don't forget to subscribe and leave a 5 star review if you even care.
24: Our Crazy Summer Under the Lights
In today's episode, the Anchoevies recap their crazy summers, talk about castor oil, and share their stance on appendicitis.
23: This Episode is for Savages Only!!!
Once again, the Anchoevies are coming to you FROM THE VAULT! This episode was recorded in the spring of 2024. Tessa and Timarie uncover their childhood trauma and talk about super savage stuff.
22: POV You're a Tech-Neck Awareness Podcast
Tessa and Timarie are coming to you FROM THE VAULT because we recorded this in the spring of 2024 oopsies. But we are here now and that's what matters <3 DISCLAIMER: Skip to 9:40 if you don't want to…
21: Tissua and Timarie Take Season 3
Season 3 is here! And it's our hottest season yet. Don't forget to leave a 5 star review!
20: Vape Sobriety Merch Coming Soon
In today's episode, the Anchoevies discuss nesting, preemptively blocking potential haters and coworkers alike, and finding your artist within. Like and subscribe OR ELSE!
19: Dear Mr. Superbowl, We Have Notes
In today's episode the girlie pops debrief the Superbowl. We also can't help but wonder, is Jury Duty actually real?
18: Welcome to Avalar (plus a note to our h8ers)
On today's episode, Tessa and Timarie share their predictions for the Superbowl, address their h8ers, and talk about other stuff as well.