Adventures of Des and Cort
Welcome to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast, where lifelong friendship meets unfiltered conversation. Join Des and Cort, two best friends, as they invite you into their world filled with laughter, tears, and everything in between.
In each episode, Des and Cort delve deep into the intricacies of their bond, sharing stories of their adventures, triumphs, and challenges. From navigating the complexities of relationships to tackling career aspirations and personal growth, nothing is off-limits.
But this podcast isn't just about Des and Cort—it's a celebration of the sisterhood and camaraderie that binds women together. Through their candid discussions and relatable anecdotes, they aim to create a safe and welcoming space where listeners can see themselves reflected, find solidarity, and perhaps glean a nugget of wisdom or two.
So whether you're in need of a good laugh, a shoulder to lean on, or simply seeking connection with kindred spirits, tune in to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast. Because life's greatest journey is best traveled with a friend by your side
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 39 minutes
- Episodes
- 75
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
I Got My Workin' Hair On
This week, we’re tackling life one ugly concentration face at a time. Des discovered she has an underbite when she’s deep in the zone with her “workin’ hair” on—and trust us, insurance …
Adventuring at The Drift
This week, we dive deep into the wild, uncharted aisles of Costco, where spatial awareness goes to die. 🛒 We also get real about the ups, downs, and dry spells of adult intimacy (yep, s…
Ladies and Gentlemen, Sophia!
In this week’s episode, we bring on Desiree's daughter, Sophia, for a deep dive into the life of a young adult with all its unique joys and hilarious horrors! 😆 Sophia spills on everyth…
It's a Bop!
Get ready for It’s a Bop! 🎶 In this episode, we dive into the real hot topics: election drama and the surprising bops that came from Trump soundbites (who knew?!), why weight seems to b…
Pink Pony Club
In this week’s episode of Pink Pony Club, we’re serving up a wild mix of topics you didn’t know you needed. 🎉 We’re blowin’ hot air (literally) with a new blow drier, to the ear-worm th…
SCRAM!
In this episode of Scram!, we chat about everything from our hilarious kids (like that time Sophia convinced her friend Des was hosting a Columbus Day party—um, what? 🤨) to the ridiculo…
Fishy Guests, Sleep Screamers & The Titty Baby
This week, we're serving up a platter of random annoyances and awkwardness, starting with the people who can't pronounce basic words (looking at you, "expresso"), followed by the soul-s…
Josh Has Entered The Chat
This week, we bring in the man, the myth, the husband—Josh! 🎤 We put Cortnie’s better half in the hot seat to talk all things tiny dicks (left to find, of course), slow golfers ruining …
ID GAF
This week, we’re serving up a whole lot of ID-GAF energy (because saying it like adults is overrated, right?). We dive into the *deep* issues, like hunters leaving their mark (literally…
Chuffling Through Ding Dongs & Diddlers
Get ready to shuffle—or should we say *Chuffle*—your way through this hilarious episode! 💃 This week, we dive into our new word of the week, “Chuffle” (yep, it’s a thing now), and how w…
Fella FUPA
🎙️ New Episode Alert: Fella Fupa! 🎙️
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we're taking aim at arrogance, tackling perimenopause like pros (or at least like women who are thoroughly t…
High Maintenance, WWE Personas and Hawk Tuah Viral Vibes
🎙️ In this episode of High Maintenance, WWE Personas and Hawk Tuah Viral Vibes, we’re spilling the tea on how we might be a bit more high maintenance than we ever imagined. 💅 Plus, we’r…
Long-gevity of a Toot Toot
In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we're diving into the randomness of life with a side of laughter! 🎙️ We kick things off by asking the age-old question: Why do we let simp…
Small Town Bandits, Anonymous Cheaters and Nickname Nonsense
Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of "Adventures of Des and Cort"! 🎙️ In "Small Town Bandits, Anonymous Cheaters and Nickname Nonsense," we’re diving into the gossip mill with a…
Don't Judge A Piece Of Candy By The Wrapper
In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we’re unwrapping a whole lot of laughs (and life lessons). 🎙️ First up, we’re diving into the hero complex—because some dudes just can’t r…
Wrinkle-Free Wisdom: Uncommon Botox Places, Age Blindness, and Small-Town Scandals
In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we dive into the unexpected and the hilarious side of aging. First up, we're talking Botox—but not where you'd expect. Then, it's on to th…
Happee Tuesdee Fellow Olympians
Welcome back to another hilarious episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In this episode, we dive into the soul-sucking reality of kissing ass in the sales industry—spoiler alert: it…
Bitch Bags & The Hurkle Durkle
Welcome back to Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In this episode, "Bitch Bags & The Hurkle Durkle," we're serving up a smorgasbord of hilarity and real talk. First up, we're venting about…
Hangover Breakfast Crises and Alias Adventures
In this lively episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, our dynamic duo tackles the quirks and conundrums of daily life. We dive into the frustrating world of those who think their way is…
Little Menty B
Get ready for another laugh-out-loud episode of Adventures of Des and Cort! 🎙️ In Little Menty B, we're diving into the hilariously chaotic moments that make life oh-so-interesting. Eve…