Adventures of Des and Cort
Welcome to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast, where lifelong friendship meets unfiltered conversation. Join Des and Cort, two best friends, as they invite you into their world filled with laughter, tears, and everything in between.
In each episode, Des and Cort delve deep into the intricacies of their bond, sharing stories of their adventures, triumphs, and challenges. From navigating the complexities of relationships to tackling career aspirations and personal growth, nothing is off-limits.
But this podcast isn't just about Des and Cort—it's a celebration of the sisterhood and camaraderie that binds women together. Through their candid discussions and relatable anecdotes, they aim to create a safe and welcoming space where listeners can see themselves reflected, find solidarity, and perhaps glean a nugget of wisdom or two.
So whether you're in need of a good laugh, a shoulder to lean on, or simply seeking connection with kindred spirits, tune in to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast. Because life's greatest journey is best traveled with a friend by your side
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 39 minutes
- Episodes
- 75
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
Old Man Energy
Old Man Energy has officially entered the chat… and it’s wearing readers 👓, yelling “HUHHH?” at full volume, and making sure we stretch before walking briskly 🧍♀️➡️🧍♀️💨.
We’re recappi…
Lieabetes
Buckle up, besties—this episode is a ride. 🎢 First up, we need to talk about 1923 and how Spencer is STILL trying to get back to the ranch. Like, sir… we know it’s the early 1900s, but …
Yikes!
🚨 YIKES! 🚨The only word that truly captures this week’s absolute mess.
First up: battling insurance for the 4th time like it’s the Hunger Games except instead of a bow and arrow, we ha…
Salty, Defiant and Extremely Noncompliant
Buckle up, b*tches…this week’s episode is a wild ride through salty confessions, defiant energy, and our refusal to be compliant with… well, pretty much anything. Salty, Defiant, and Ex…
💸 Trust Fund Babies Trapped in Middle-Class Bodies💸
This week, we’re living proof that money can’t buy happiness… but we’re pretty sure it could rent it for a while. 🤷♀️ We kick things off by bitching just enough to clear our chakras be…
Shitty Situations
From peaceful getaways to public health violations, this one is a ride. Buckle up.
Des took a relaxing trip with her sister to Hagerman, soaking in the peace and quiet… until a mom dec…
Hot Girl Water Walks
This week, we’re diving into Hot Girl Water Walks because who wouldn’t want to spend their days power-walking through the pool, gossiping, and wrapping it all up with a 9 PM bedtime? Co…
Locked Doors and Bruised Egos
This week, Des and Cort revel in their Valentine's Day Luxury aka letting their husbands cook while they sat back sipping cocktails like queens. They tackle the age-old debate: do you s…
Don’t Yuck Someone Else's Yum
You know those people who think their way is the way? Yeah, we’re calling them out. Whether it’s what time you work out, where you work from, or how you live your life—who cares? Still …
Two C*nts in a Car
🚗 Two C*nts in a Car 🚗 is here, and we’re taking you on a ride through pure chaos. 🎢
We’re covering all the important things in life:
😤 Sounds that enrage us when we’re hormonal (why …
Shootin' Blanks
This episode starts with a literal bang! Our neighbor shot off a blank in his office, and we heard everything. Nothing like a little unplanned adrenaline rush to kick things off. 😳🔫
Ou…
Spittin' Nails
This week, we’re diving headfirst into the chaos of the inauguration—Bush’s funny face included (someone get that man a comedy special). We also had a few Hot Flashes that got us heated…
Fun Bags
Fun Bags 🎉🥂:
Once upon a time, we were the queens of chaos—pool-hopping at 3 a.m., closing down strip clubs, and Des pulling epic Irish goodbyes at the bar. Now? Two drinks, a gallon o…
Do They Know They Have 30 Minutes?
This week, we’re tackling the chaos of air travel—why do some people think airline rules are just polite suggestions? And who gave the loudest person on the flight the mic to narrate th…
Night Bitches
The week between Christmas and New Year’s: a vortex of snacks, naps, and asking what day it is. We dive into the black hole week phenomenon, share our delightfully low-key Christmas sto…
Hey, You with the Glasses: Life According to Izaak
This week, we’re joined by Cort’s son, Izaak, for a hilariously candid episode full of college tales, childhood memories, and one VERY specific story involving a guy (possibly on drugs)…
Whore in a Drawer: Festive Chaos Edition
This week, we're diving into Christmas with a naughty twist 🎄😂. Cort shares the origin story of Whore in a Drawer—a raunchy, rebellious Barbie alter-ego created a decade ago to cheer De…
Dick Pic Detective
Buckle up—this episode’s a chaotic cocktail of cringe, comedy, and a little conspiracy. Cort kicks things off with a “reply all” email fail so explicit it might land her on an HR PowerP…
It Hurts Me More Than It Hurts You
This week, we ponder what we’d do if martial law was enacted (Des would be a hot mess, and Cort would definitely test the boundaries—naturally). Plus, the latest episode of Cory's Sleep…
Mama Knows Best- Dee Takes the Mic!
This week, we handed over the mic to none other than Dee—Des’s mom, the headbutt queen, and unofficial boss of everything. 💁♀️ From hilarious stories of Des growing up, to Dee’s first …