Absurd Arguments

Matthew and Nathan have dusted themselves off from the windy sand-storms here in Texas to argue about one of the most enigmatic and terrifying forces of nature: tornadoes. March is one of the windies…

President's Day is upon us, which leaves Matthew and Nathan wondering which US president would be the best at modern jobs, hobbies, or other fun things. Through the many topics they discuss, many que…

Ah, Valentine's Day! What better way to celebrate the holiday than listening to podcasting's most eligible pair of (hopeless) bachelors. Even though these two are TOTAL experts when it comes to the t…

Happy New Year! Don't mind the fact this episode comes out a couple weeks after January 1st. Nathan and Matthew are back and ready to argue harder and absurder than ever before! So what's the first a…

Merry Christmas! Matthew and Nathan have truly "suffered" this week as they debate which company does Christmas romantic comedy movies better: Netflix or Hallmark. Listen as Matthew goes into detail …

Are you struggling with what Christmas present to get the absurd person in your life? Do you wish someone would just tell you what to buy for your loved ones? Are you afraid of buying a truly awful g…

Another holiday, another themed episode! Matthew and Nathan decide NOT to model a spirit of thankfulness this year by arguing about absurd things instead just like that one relative you have who like…

In this episode, Matthew and Nathan recorded themselves going through a haunted house (against Matt's protests). The true horrors of grocery shopping play themselves out as they discuss the important…

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We got you good, didn't we? No need to fear, Absurd Arguments with Nathan and Matthew is here! Just in case you were concerned we would skip over the scariest holiday of the year (besides Valenti…

In this episode, Matthew and Nathan take a trip to Fallville: the land of eternal autumn. They discuss which autumnal drink is superior, to which Matthew has some interesting sources he uses. Nathan …

Do you feel the crisp air? Do you hear the creaking trees? Have you had the uncontrollable urge to stomp on every crunchy leaf in your path? The signs point to the fact that the first day of autumn i…

In this lore-filled episode, Nathan and Matthew discuss the totally real lore of the founding of the United States of America. They then discuss the topic at hand: breakfast foods. Beginning with som…

Nothing gets Matthew and Nathan more excited than sports! So in this episode, they are on a mission to help you figure out which sport you should try out for and play. Listen in as the two friends di…

It's back-to-school time! Matthew and Nathan have set aside their differences and let go of their tendency to argue in order to bring you the best tips for going back to school. The two begin by shar…

Welcome to the most refreshing argument we've had yet! Matthew and Nathan open the episode by recounting the awkward times a wrong number has texted them. The two then join the ranks of the many sold…

It's summertime! Beat the heat with Nathan and Matthew as they take a welcome break from arguing about holidays to instead argue about what to do on holiday (that's "vacation" for our American listen…

The Fourth of July (or Independence Day for you non-American listeners) is one of America's most special holidays. Which is why we're going to argue about it! Nathan and Matthew argue first about whi…

Father's Day is fast approaching which means Matthew and Nathan must argue about what they should give their dads. Nathan thinks we should just give fathers a break, while Matthew argues for a true c…

In our first absurd argument (well, the first one we've ever recorded for public consumption) we discuss which is the better pet: Cats or Dogs. Listen as Matthew reminisces about his cherished first …

Hello and welcome to Absurd Arguments! In our debut episode, we don't actually argue about anything. We decided to take this opportunity to introduce ourselves to you to understand us and why we woul…