Absurd Arguments

Valentine's Day has come and gone. Couples the world over have acted all lovey-dovey with each other, chocolates and flowers have been exchanged, and romantic dinners have been eaten. What's next for…

It's wintertime here at the Absurd Arguments office, and nothing beats the cold better than reading a good book beside a blazing fire. Just kidding. That's a lie. We're from Texas and the weather her…

Martin Luther King, Jr. was a hero to many and an inspiration to even more. No one can deny that, not even our professional absurd arguers, Nathan and Matthew. The thing is, America needs more holida…

Hello. Matthew here. Nathan is out on vacation, but I wanted to make sure you guys start your new year off right! We have a special guest this episode, and he gives GREAT advice and is totally not in…

’Tis the season for another episode of Absurd Arguments! Matthew and Nathan are here to deliver like joint Santas of podcasting. But they bring goofy arguments instead of gifts, starting the festivit…

Happy Thanksgiving loyal listeners! Last year around this time, Matthew and Nathan spent their time arguing about the best parts of Thanksgiving. They were not models of thankfulness, but a lot can c…

It's no secret that Hollywood has fallen on hard times. Strikes left and right, massive box office bombs, and disinterested audiences have all led to Hollywood being way less fab and glam than it was…

Football. One of the greatest sports of all time, and nobody's better at it than the good ol’ US of A! In this episode, our Titans of podcasting (Matthew and Nathan) argue about all things football. …

Matthew and Nathan host a podcast, E-I-E-I-O. And on that podcast they argued about farming, E-I-E-I-O.

Ah! Don't mind me. Just singing my favorite song about some of my favorite podcasters. The boys…

Let's see here, do I have my spy gadgets? Check. Charming personality and debonair looks? Check. Martini that's been shaken (NOT STIRRED!) to perfection? Definitely need to have that. Oh, hello there…

Greetings fellow alumni of the school of Absurd Arguments! For those of you in college (or considering it), this episode will be a real treat. Matthew and Nathan are both experts in the college exper…

Welcome to Season Two of Absurd Arguments! New year, new Matthew and Nathan (not really). As you can tell from the title, this season will feature more fart jokes than ever before! They'll be sharing…

Dear Nathan and Matthew,

I represent a global organization called T H E AGENCY. Your podcast, Absurd Arguments, has been listened to by many of our members, and we would like to show you our gratitude…

Ah, nothing is better than taking time to spend in nature. Hiking up trails, swimming in creeks, and sleeping under the stars are all almost as fun as listening to Matthew and Nathan argue about absu…

Okay, so I've been to Gerudo Town. Check. Now, just to learn more about Zeld-Oh! I'm sorry! Just working through my checklist of things I need to do in that new Zelda game. Huh, guess I should be wri…

Moms. We all have at least one. And if you don't have a mom, there's plenty of examples in movies and tv shows for you to adopt your own. Perhaps you're a robot who wishes to understand the concept o…

Rivalries. We all have witnessed them. Perhaps we have even formed some of our own. In fact, you're reading one right now: Nathan's intense rivalry against description writing. His laziness and procr…

No, dear listeners, it's not the podcast's birthday today (it's still just a baby), but one of our hosts, Nathan, has a birthday a week after this podcast releases. To help celebrate his successful a…

Nathan's To-Do List:
* Wake up violently from a peaceful sleep.
* Check all my closets, cabinets, and drawers for any leprechauns that may have snuck in during the night.
* Have lunch with Matthew.
* Tel…

What a lucky episode of Absurd Arguments this is! St. Patrick's Day is here, and Matthew and Nathan are ready to discuss all things green and Irish. The absurdity that will be argued over today cover…