You’re Not Gonna Make It
Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. (And maybe we’ll find a way to deal with them, too.)
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 19 minutes
- Episodes
- 54
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
34 The Food Pyramid
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: One of the greatest pyramid schemes of all time.
- 🦾 Lose …
33 The Milk Industry
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This episode: Cow harassment.
32 The Motivation Industry
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This episode: Happy "Get Sober" Day!
31 School Lunch
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This episode: Dogsh*t. It's what's for lunch!
- 🦾 Lose weight ASAP
- 📞 Sch…
30 Doomscrolling
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This episode: Scrolling downhill.
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- 📞 Schedule a call
- 🌐 W…
29 Fad Diets
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This episode: Quick way to die(t).
28 Office Culture (ft. Megan Sales)
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This episode: Obligatory pizza parties.
We have a guest today, my frien…
27 Advertisements
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This episode: CLICK HERE TO WIN $69,000,000.
26 Fast Food
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This episode: Drive-thru slop.
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- 📞 Schedule a call
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25 Driving
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This episode: Road rage.
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- 📞 Schedule a call
- 🌐 We…
24 College
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This episode: Higher education (more like "please hire me" education).
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23 Sugar
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This episode: Diabeetus juice.
22 Misinformation
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This episode: Fake News (maybe GW was right).
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- 📞 Get on …
21 Lack of Sleep
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This episode: Go the f*ck to sleep.
20 US Healthcare
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This episode: Broken ankles cause broken bank accounts.
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19 Being Fat
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This episode: Being less-than-obese.
18 Subscriptions
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This episode: Digital rent.
17 AI Taking Our Jobs
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This episode: AI's coming for your job, and mine. Is this the last epis…
16 Overpopulation
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This episode: There's too many of you.
15 Fitness Influencers
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This episode: Online fit guys and gals.