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You're Welcome with Mel and Patience - Podcast

You're Welcome with Mel and Patience

You're Welcome is Mel Buttle and Patience Hodgson's advice corner, ask us anything, we love to solve your problems.

Advice Comedy
Update frequency
every 14 days
Average duration
36 minutes
Episodes
23
Years Active
2012 - 2013
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You're Welcome - Episode 23

You're Welcome - Episode 23

Where's the cranny granny? I think I have a bladder problem, HALP! I'm an 18 year old native NZ'r and I am holidaying in Brisbane. Where should I go? Dear Mel and Patience, I've just been told that m…
00:27:16  |   Fri 08 Mar 2013
You're Welcome - Episode 22

You're Welcome - Episode 22

I'm starting high school and need some tips! Why do we think of New Zealanders as second class citizens (controversial!)? I'm 23 and have been dating my high school sweetheart for 6 years. My heart's…
00:30:28  |   Tue 19 Feb 2013
You're Welcome - Episode 21

You're Welcome - Episode 21

Up The Shops or Down The Shops, Mel needs some language advice. I clocked a dodgy looking blokes taking photos of people and laughing, what would you have done in this situation? Patience, before The…
00:29:54  |   Wed 12 Dec 2012
You're Welcome - Episode 20

You're Welcome - Episode 20

A very special pharmaceutical You're Welcome with Living Legend (and pharmacist) Emma. Mel asks Patience about STI checks. Fluconazole vs. Yogurt... where?!? Do you want me to embarrass myself when I…
00:33:07  |   Wed 21 Nov 2012
You're Welcome - Episode 19

You're Welcome - Episode 19

Mel and Pae solve your life! Part 2 of the 'Scab Gobbler' with John Patterson. Homesickness blues, where there's no kangaroos. I saw a giant poo and now I don't know what to do! Plus no 'number twos'…
00:26:05  |   Fri 02 Nov 2012
You're Welcome - Episode 18

You're Welcome - Episode 18

Mel asks for some hair advice and Patience tells of her fantasy hair colour. Help! I am a secret vegetarian, how do I 'come out of the closet' to my folks and boyfriend. I'm 18 and still haven't had …
00:24:53  |   Mon 17 Sep 2012
You're Welcome - Episode 17

You're Welcome - Episode 17

I'm in year 12 and need 'dress up' ideas from 90s era TV. What to do if you have a prosthetic leg covered in fingernails and eyeballs? Is there a safe way to wear white swimwear. Why do some cans at…
00:28:27  |   Wed 12 Sep 2012
You're Welcome - Episode 16

You're Welcome - Episode 16

Patience asks Mel for some sensitive Bridesmaids advice. Vicky needs help dressing 1920s for her University Ball. Kate needs to know how to store bread correctly. Kit wants to bring haters to their k…
00:38:28  |   Wed 29 Aug 2012
You're Welcome - Episode 15

You're Welcome - Episode 15

Mel and Patience's 3rd ever live podcast! Recorded live 6:05pm Brisbane time 15/8/2012.
00:40:38  |   Wed 15 Aug 2012
You're Welcome - Episode 14

You're Welcome - Episode 14

Mel and Patience's 2nd ever live podcast! Recorded live 5:30pm Brisbane time 2/8/2012.
00:49:04  |   Wed 01 Aug 2012
You're Welcome - Episode 13

You're Welcome - Episode 13

Mel and Patience's 1st ever live podcast! Recorded live 4:30pm Brisbane time 18/7/2012.
00:48:35  |   Wed 18 Jul 2012
You're Welcome - Episode 12

You're Welcome - Episode 12

Special Guest - Raven Hodgson! Mel has to let a friend down - how should she do it? Fake argument? Free Kitchen Aid? Being an Aunty - how to be a baller babysitter. What should I study in high schoo…
00:29:30  |   Wed 04 Jul 2012
You're Welcome - Episode 11

You're Welcome - Episode 11

The new cat has serious consequences for Patience - is she being single white feline'd? Chokos! A wartime classic, but any ideas for using them in culinâirè 2012? Busted leg, at home with the folks..…
00:40:50  |   Wed 20 Jun 2012
You're Welcome - Episode 10

You're Welcome - Episode 10

Ladies, I possess no cookery skills but have gone cray for toffee apples, can you help me take this obsession to the next level? Toffee fruit? Patience do you have any magic balms for adult acne? Hol…
00:48:04  |   Wed 06 Jun 2012
You're Welcome - Episode 9

You're Welcome - Episode 9

18, out of the closet but in trouble with the folks! They just aren't convinced I'm actually gay. Who are we gonna call? Terry Hodgson. Advice from an actual parent, you're welcome. Mel has insanely …
00:53:33  |   Wed 23 May 2012
You're Welcome - Episode 8

You're Welcome - Episode 8

The elephant in the room. Could 'Board Game Bars' be a hit in Australia? I'm young, single and beginning IVF a.s.a.p. but my mother is chagrined. Is my band name rad or sad? I love a legit 'perfect' …
00:33:29  |   Wed 09 May 2012
You're Welcome - Episode 7

You're Welcome - Episode 7

Emotional manipulation OMG! My hairdresser hacked too hard and it's party season, help me restore my confidence. I need an injection of new slang words to impress peeps with. Sixteen and stressed out…
00:38:40  |   Wed 25 Apr 2012
You're Welcome - Episode 6

You're Welcome - Episode 6

Is there a Doctor in the house? YES! Special guest Lindsay 'The Doctor' McDougall (ironically he's sick). Patience asks Lindsay for album writing advice. We help out a 16 year old slaving away in a f…
00:40:30  |   Wed 11 Apr 2012
You're Welcome - Episode 5

You're Welcome - Episode 5

Mel gets advice on lentil cookery from Patience. Special guest Comedian Josh Earl! What should we call our indie, semi-acoustic punk band? Girls always break up with me because I’m too nice, what sho…
00:34:23  |   Wed 28 Mar 2012
You're Welcome - Episode 4

You're Welcome - Episode 4

Tom Ballard from Triple J is our special guest! Could you be a good fag hag? I don’t want to go to university, what do I tell my parents? Question of The Week! Did I go to far when I urinated in a gi…
00:34:10  |   Wed 14 Mar 2012
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