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Road trips are full of questions and this episode, we're answering them all. Well, okay...some. Such as: are Swedish Fish gummies? What are the roles and responsibilities  of each passenger in the ca…

Is the Pillsbury Doughboy a cannibal? If it's neither here nor there...where is it? What's the creepiest thing you can say when passing someone on the street? This is the eclectic group of conundrums…

Our July has been a bit hectic so you'll have to wait a little longer for episode 45, but in the meantime please take enjoy reliving the very best of episodes 31-40! While you wait...

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What kind of cheese is the best cheese? And in what form? And how many slices of American Cheese is too many? We answer all of these questions from a cheesy Twitter thread plus: does farting make you…

What happened to Fuzzy Wuzzy's hair? When does sooner end and later begin? Is breakfast for dinner...still just breakfast? We dissect these conundrums, dig into Ben and Jerry's recommendations,  and …

We are thrilled to be joined by psychedelic folk artist and former YDAFT Local Legend...Lewis Mallard! If you missed our previous report on Lewis (episode 37), Lewis travels the streets of Hamilton, …

What is the correct way to make a PB&J? It's a question everyone has an answer to...and we are no exception. We duke it out over this culinary staple before examining what the Tooth Fairy does with a…

Are there more windows or wheels? This week we take the viral TikTok question a little bit deeper before tackling what the world would look like if Cephalapods had become the dominant creature on Ear…

This episode is all about etiquette and protocols: how do you get a guest to leave your house? What's the most unethical use of PowerPoint? Is ending a sentence in a text without punctuation passive …

Joining us this week is special guest and patron saint of podcasting Zack Deuce! Together we solve the pressing issues facing the world today: what happens if you're scared half to death twice? Why d…

This week we dive into a YDAFT investigation to find out: Is anything in The Princess Bride truly "inconceivable?" Plus: what's the difference between a sketch and a skit? We close things out with tw…

What is Dr. Pepper's doctorate in? Is St. Patrick's Day overrated, underrated, or perfectly rated? How do you create the perfect charcuterie board using only items found at 7-11? This episode we're b…

This week we welcome attorney and YDAFT Giant Carisa Hatfield to the show! Carisa brings an existential question about one's strength before we dive into picking a non-DeLorean vehicular time machine…

Exactly how long is a moment? What cartoon weapon worries you the most? Why do beavers biologically hate running water? These are the burning questions Matt and Eric tackle this episode, plus Matt sh…

DJ Snake and Lil Jon have been asking the question for nine years and in this episode we finally provide the answer: what can can turn down for? We also weigh the advantages and disadvantages of each…

How much should you reveal about yourself to your co-workers? Which superhero would make the best therapist? Matt and Eric provide these answers in addition to a series of questions from a dog. Plus:…

We're taking a short break this week, so you get to relive some of the best moments from the back half of 2021. From Bugles to Poo-Pourri, please enjoy this shot of pure, distilled YDAFT.

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For our second Christmas episode, we bring to you our latest Definitive Ranking: Santa's Reindeer. Who is the best of the bunch and who is just dead weight? Plus: the answer to the question every wor…

As far as least-pressing questions go, this week the boys cover a heavy hitter: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? They also dive into microwave etiquette in the b…

My friends, my friends, I need to know: is The Cat in the Hat a villain...or hero? The answer to this conundrum plus: why squirrels jump in front of cars, the return of Fast Five, and a Circle-back/F…