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You Ain't a'Woofin

Weekly History, Crime, Mystery, and Astrology podcast featuring long-time friends Amy Jo and Valerie. A podcast over 30 years in the making, we put the woo in true crime! Week one will feature our Timeline Twist where Valerie walks us through what life was like in our chosen year (1980 or before) and Amy Jo shares a story from that year. Week two Valerie shares her story (same year) and Amy Jo will deliver her Zodiac Back, reflecting on significant astrological transits at the time. So grab a beverage, relax, and hang with us as we reunite to have a laugh and tell some tales!

History
Update frequency
every 7 days
Average duration
100 minutes
Episodes
89
Years Active
2023 - 2025
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History Bit: #1

History Bit: #1

We’re enjoying our hiatus betwixt Seasons 2 & 3! But join us for a little History Bit where we discuss one year-old smokers, a giant at the liquor store, Tunies! (a hot dog shaped tuna sandwich), and…

00:34:49  |   Wed 17 Sep 2025
76: The Cigar Girl Murder & the 1841 Zodiac Back

76: The Cigar Girl Murder & the 1841 Zodiac Back

On the Season 2 finale episode, Valerie tells the woeful tale of the murder of the beautiful Tobacco Emporium clerk, Mary Rogers. After her second disappearance her body was found near Hoboken, and w…

01:27:10  |   Thu 04 Sep 2025
75: 1841 Timeline Twist & A Charcuterie of Rebellion

75: 1841 Timeline Twist & A Charcuterie of Rebellion

On today’s episode, Valerie presents the birth of the stapler, the monkey wrench, and hypnotism (Yay!), we discuss William Henry Harrison’s giant inaugural poundcake and Crème de Cassis desserts, gus…

01:33:26  |   Wed 13 Aug 2025
74: The Last Murderess to be Burned at the Stake & the 1776 Zodiac Back

74: The Last Murderess to be Burned at the Stake & the 1776 Zodiac Back

On today’s episode, Valerie tells the twisted tale of Elizabeth Broadingham and the love triangle that ended in murder. When Elizabeth’s real life became too much to bear she ran off to create a new …

01:40:22  |   Thu 31 Jul 2025
73: 1776 Timeline Twist & The Cannibal of Congleton

73: 1776 Timeline Twist & The Cannibal of Congleton

On today’s episode, Valerie outlines some revolutionary events ('twas a big year!), including a shit-ton of battles, and the world’s first submarine, whose mission failed, but at least he looked ridi…

01:41:00  |   Sun 20 Jul 2025
72: The Hope Street Resurrectionist Scandal & the 1826 Zodiac Back

72: The Hope Street Resurrectionist Scandal & the 1826 Zodiac Back

On today’s episode, Valerie recounts the story of a macabre scandal that shocked Georgian Era Liverpool when a devastating discovery was made after examining three foul-smelling 42 gallon casks that …

01:28:21  |   Sun 13 Jul 2025
71: 1826 Timeline Twist & The Great Christmas Eggnog Riot

71: 1826 Timeline Twist & The Great Christmas Eggnog Riot

On today’s episode, we discuss the invention of “Friction Lights/Lucifers”, the very first Cowes Regatta, brought to us by the playboy prince, George IV, the cinematic universe of Kevin Costner broug…

01:45:53  |   Fri 27 Jun 2025
70: The Deadly Duel of Future President Andrew Jackson & the 1806 Zodiac Back

70: The Deadly Duel of Future President Andrew Jackson & the 1806 Zodiac Back

On today’s episode, Valerie shares the petty and ridiculous tale of Andrew Jackson’s murderous duel. This story proves true any rumors of his violent temper and obsession with retribution for ANY per…

01:32:02  |   Fri 20 Jun 2025
69: 1806 Timeline Twist & The Salem Divorce Scandal of 1806

69: 1806 Timeline Twist & The Salem Divorce Scandal of 1806

On today’s episode, we visit our old friends Napoleon and Lewis & Clark. We discuss the beautiful Arc de Triomphe monument, Lewis & Clark’s arrival in St. Louis, which was received with great fanfare…

01:38:26  |   Wed 04 Jun 2025
68: The Surprising Rebellion of Chicot County & the 1871 Zodiac Back

68: The Surprising Rebellion of Chicot County & the 1871 Zodiac Back

On today’s episode, Valerie shares the astonishing story of a rebellion that ensued after a senseless, racially motivated murder in Arkansas, an area that was reeling when its economy was turned upsi…

01:42:10  |   Thu 22 May 2025
67: 1871 Timeline Twist & The Whaling Disaster of 1871

67: 1871 Timeline Twist & The Whaling Disaster of 1871

On today’s episode, Valerie touches on the Ku Klux Klan Act and the Franco-Prussian War, including an unpleasant but likely necessary Paris Seige Menu, new releases of some favorite foods, maybe the …

01:44:29  |   Fri 16 May 2025
66: The Attempted Kidnapping of Kaiser Wilhelm II & the 1919 Zodiac Back

66: The Attempted Kidnapping of Kaiser Wilhelm II & the 1919 Zodiac Back

On today’s episode, Valerie tells the story of a group of 114th Field Artillery Regiment men, who shortly after the close of WWI, set out for retribution by kidnapping the most sought after man of th…

01:58:59  |   Wed 07 May 2025
65: 1919 Timeline Twist & The Anarchist Letter Bombings of 1919

65: 1919 Timeline Twist & The Anarchist Letter Bombings of 1919




On today’s episode, Valerie’s Timeline Twist outlines a wild year, including wars, riots, and strikes, as well as a LOT of beverages, as folks prepared for prohibition - Boo! We also discuss the seco…

02:00:55  |   Wed 30 Apr 2025
BONUS (from the Department of Podcast Editing)

BONUS (from the Department of Podcast Editing)

Technical difficulties are never fun. We're bummed we couldn't bring you Episode 65 today. Here's an outtake from Episode 58, about Ye Olde Andrew Jackson, to tide you over.

We love you, and we ain't …

00:07:42  |   Thu 24 Apr 2025
64: The Bisbee Massacre & the 1883 Zodiac Back

64: The Bisbee Massacre & the 1883 Zodiac Back

On today’s episode, Valerie shares the calamitous story of the Bisbee Massacre and the Cochise County Cowboys, who galloped into the small Arizona mining town in search of a BIG payoff. The haphazard…

01:54:12  |   Thu 17 Apr 2025
Recap Moment

Recap Moment

On today’s episode Amy Jo and Valerie celebrate the roll out of audio episodes to YouTube (in the next few weeks)by taking a look back at some of their favorite episodes from Seasons 1 & 2. Thanks fo…

01:02:44  |   Wed 09 Apr 2025
63: 1883 Timeline Twist & The Murder of Phoebe Veitch

63: 1883 Timeline Twist & The Murder of Phoebe Veitch

On today’s episode, Valerie covers late 19th century advancements in electricity, the man behind the first vaudeville theater in Boston, the mysterious 1883 Hot Springs Mystery Photograph, an unparal…

01:46:57  |   Wed 02 Apr 2025
62: The Lancashire Cotton Mill Hysteria & the 1787 Zodiac Back

62: The Lancashire Cotton Mill Hysteria & the 1787 Zodiac Back

On today’s episode, Valerie tells the mystifying tale of an 18th century prank gone wrong! Lancashire County residents were distressed when an outbreak of convulsions began at the local cotton mill a…

01:59:21  |   Wed 26 Mar 2025
61: 1787 Timeline Twist & The Militia Muster Murder of 1787

61: 1787 Timeline Twist & The Militia Muster Murder of 1787

On today’s episode, Valerie’s Timeline Twist presents notable moments in American history of the Constitutional variety, bartering for butter, George Washington’s boozy farewell party at Philadelphia…

01:57:29  |   Wed 19 Mar 2025
60: Murder & Cover-up at the Algiers Motel & the 1967 Zodiac Back

60: Murder & Cover-up at the Algiers Motel & the 1967 Zodiac Back

On today’s episode, Valerie shares a tragic and all too familiar story of violence against three young black men in 1967 Detroit. The killings took place within the backdrop of a race rebellion, whil…

02:03:27  |   Wed 12 Mar 2025
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