We Had a Good Life

In Episode 224 we're investigating fast food breakfast tech, learning Spanish, figuring out where to fit an 18" dong, using obnoxious American traits to get deeply discounted admission fees to parks …

Look, listen: it's time to finally relax and focus on you for once. Episode 223 picks you up gently, and takes all of the guesswork out of blending coffee, which cows to eat and which to milk, gettin…

In Episode 222 we'll teach you how to: commit cow genocide to dominate the dairy industry, party like a teenager, smooth over one fireable offense with another and take a rookie down with you, smoke …

In Episode 221 you'll be abducted and forced to entertain bored billionaires, re-live fifth grade drama, drug race horses, pocket-dial 911 from your meth lab, eat a fried chicken taco and a free cont…

We're kicking in the door on 2017 a day late and a dollar short. In Episode 220, you'll learn incredible new skills like solving Young Jeezy's riddles, giving up on Spotify, getting weird and sad on …

In Episode 219, you'll discover new ways to: handle the Governor and his entourage showing up to the bar, explain to your children why robots are writing Christmas songs, buy your dog a new wardrobe …

The power of Louis Prima, feeling confident about 218, starting the day early, techniques for finding lost diamonds, wedding ring warranties, buying jewelry locally, Email, a Squatty Potty in real li…

In Episode 217 you'll learn the subtle art of: buying a truck, citing your sources, blatant plagiarism, doing second and third Thanksgiving, performing security sweeps at Wal-Mart when you don't work…

In Episode 216 you'll discover new and exciting ways to: cook with white pepper, consider other perspectives on Christmas, slash up your neighbor's above-ground pools, forge a Banksy, spy on Mike Row…

In Episode 215 we're embracing Christmas, dipping back into good music, boiling life down to dank memes, contemplating the economical butterfly effect of selling sex and coffee, delivering babies on …

It's Halloween and that means it's time for another Spookstravaganza! We're having spooky dreams, breaking into haunted houses, heroically celebrating Devil's Night, collecting spooky insurance check…

Disney's positive moral values, Jessie, Saved By The Bell, Screech vs. Urkel, trying to gamble on horse races, Word of the Day, CMFE: ensuring no witnesses, jabbing a person's brain with their nose, …

We're joined once again by our friend, Taylor! We're talking about: Gambling on a taco truck, vodka, Email & Retractions, Cowboys, determining whether we're Indigo children, throwback Word of the Day…

In Episode 211, you'll discover semi-coherent opinions on Tom Brady's suspension being lifted, Gaia's hatred for STEM fields, how to better turn lemons into lemonade, inspirational presidential quote…

Joining vape nation, e-cigarette flavors, energy ends the world, Email and Retractions, Luke Cage, keys to being a fake Bills fan, MDMM: Ranch App, incompetent employees, demanding refunds, blending …

We welcome our friends Cody and Kyle this week! Topics discussed: Skyline Cincinnati-style chili, Pizza Hut food poisoning, bands on cruises, Joey Fatone, hair plugs, how money changes age, Julia Lou…

Manual sod labor, sod tech 2016, trusting big marketing decisions to musicians, Word of the Day, Dub's new Buffalo Bills hat creates a situation, going commando, t-shirts in the pool, LDSD: Illusory …

Hennessy, Pantera and speed limits, Cowboys From Hell, premium Spotify, four-shot Fireside glances, slim dudes and big dongs, Word of the Day, Email, A good man and father and police officer, intenti…

Our friend Taylor McCormack joins us this episode to talk about aggressive no-cell phone warnings at movies, schools evolving for cell phones, How Is This Not A Thing?, Million Dollar Money Makers: h…

Thug Steak Lil' Tummies Menu Additions, Matt's operating on no sleep, small towns are expensive, playing stupid games, taxi vs. uber, cars won't start, Alexander the Great, CMFE: Canadian strips club…