Wasting ALL the Time

Introducing Captain Gene Wildest, Communications Analyst Millie Stockman, Cosmonaut Ivan Vlademir, and magician/performance artist Uwe Klingman... the latest crew of the International Space Station (…

This week Cody brought it back around against all odds, Jes is going to be eaten by a mechanical T-Rex, Jon is Emperor Salsatine, and Dave brings his classic never-say-die attitude. Also, we're bette…

This week Jon is not going to get mad, Cody pulls a lever, Dave leads the service at whale church, and Jes is getting too many puppies. Also, bears are cute!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginning

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This week Dave got squished by the best, Jes is looking to build the Flavortown Lodge, Cody warns you against mango-watermelon, and Jon is just trying to enforce the laws. Also, put on the Victorian …

This week the cohorts run down the top five scenes of the year! Thank you ever so much for your support during 2020. Here's to 2021!

Show Notes:

0:00:00 - The Beginning

0:02:45 - Thank you to the Pat…

This week the cohorts begin the countdown to relive the top ten scenes of 2020! Listen along as we listen along to us listening to each other while making up silly things. Thank you ever so much for …

This week Jes doesn't want to kill Easter Bunnies but describes how to do so, Dave is a giant with a magical harp that sings Stephen Foster tunes, Cody passes on a cherished heirloom, and Jon is... T…

This week Cody gets trolled by the dictionary, Dave wanted some wet socks (found them in Austin), Jes got the Necromancer Bob account, and Jon shows up late to not get his Oscar moment. Also, the int…

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This week Jon has got the gnarliest splinter, Cody is a troubled youth, Dave is running a museum, and Jes has a frequent buyers club card. Also, hop on into my Camero!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The Beginni…

This week Dave misuses the word "plaintiff" in court, Cody chases kids off his porch, Jes can't keep telling you that she loves your retweets, and Kameron is hard-core pirate as hell. Also, teacher N…

This week is our Thanksgiving Special! Cody has no good grasp of time, Dave made a short film, Jes is rich and owns the candy story, and Kameron wrote a very dark, arcane, mysterious, yet accessible …

This week Jes doesn't want you to know when it ends, Dave has to run for City Council, and Jon finally got the (wrong) account. Also, everyone needs a cardigan!

Show Notes:

00:21 - The Beginning

03:0…

This week Dave gets emotional about the Earth, Jes is going to do it all over again (and again and again and again and again etc.), and Jon gets to go to the surface whenever he likes. Also, measure …

This week Jon has been spinning on ice cube trays, Dave's got this, Jes will settle for one out of four, and Cody tried to sell someone cat insurance. Also, you lost your bet!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The…

Phil & Phill return to helm this Halloween Spooktacular Extravaganza! They take some of the spookiest calls in Phil & Phill history.

Happy Halloween from all of us here at Wasting ALL the Time - Seas…

This week Cody earns some coin, Dave will come back later, Jon is teaching the kitty paddle (good when penguins are around), and Jes does some heavy lifting. Also, the Moon!

Show Notes:

00:00 - The B…

This week Jes can't compete with the electric side, Dave is the god of Windex (but really all glass-cleaning products), Jon is going to feed orphans to the dragon, and Cody has never done anything li…

This week Dave wrote his name 500 times, Jes shares about the pineappleannanous, Jon wants to know what the deal with that was, and Cody is the greatest detective. Also, substraction is the Devil's h…

This week Cody has been hunting the concepts, Jon is pursuing the Pirate Greybeard, Dave prefers cider, and Jes is a pokemon (she just says her own name (we don't know what to do with her) it makes i…