Warped

On this week's episode, we get a new crewmember who brings a fresh take and a much-needed woman's perspective to the show.

The crew swoons at the twinkle in the Gorn's eyes and we all cheer for the ca…

This week on Warped, the crew gets upstaged by a plastic bag of chocolate fondu.

Everyone wistfully contemplates the well-endowed Cardiff Giant.

Our special guest performs his repertoire of animal nois…

Join us this week as we discuss the virtues of beer, brace ourselves for a strong dose of space racism against Spock, and do our best to objectify Star Trek's male guest stars.

Matt and Shawn walk the…

The gang tries out some pseudonyms to enhance their image and mystique, but fail horribly.

Special Guest Randy Cockswain searches his feelings regarding The Last Jedi and cannot be stopped.

Emotions ru…

This week, Matt introduces "Mattress Talk" and gives a glimpse at the future of the podcast. 

We find out what Melanie Griffith and Romulans have in common and which is the most racist Star Trek race.…

Today the guys find out what would have happened if Hitler had escaped and became a famous actor. 

We say goodbye to Yeoman Rand, ask "who drinks milk that way", and we also reveal our connection to a…

In this episode of Warped, we channel the spirit of Gene Roddenberry.

Captain Kirk finally has some competition for hunkiest Starfleet officer, and Shawn jumps at the chance to take the blue pill.

The …

Star Trek does a bottle episode and the guys talk about REO Speedwagon and Tony Bennett. 

Shawn gives his review of The Orville. We also ask what’s in the gelatinous cubes and why couldn’t Clint Howar…

How does the transporter work? How small is space? Where should the hands go during a mind meld? 

On another episode of Warped, the guys answer these questions and discuss actors dealing with sci-fi, …

On this episode, Matt offers his opinion on Seth McFarlane. 

Also, the guys find a new favorite character, ask why Rob Zombie loves Michael Myers so much, and discuss another Podcast-worthy TV show...…

On this episode of Warped, the guys learn that Shawn has a type, and they’ll never match up to Captain Kirk.

They discuss the similarities between Gene Roddenberry and Joss Whedon, get fixated on Kirk…

Warped finally gets a full title on this new episode. 

The gentlemen discuss the inexplicable popularity of a character, as well as his chest hair. Shawn pays homage to his childhood dentist, while Ma…

In this episode of Warped, we get a glimpse behind the curtain as Matt and Shawn tell a story from their youth. 

The guys also discuss the Starfleet Human Resources Department, as well as standard-iss…

As loyal crew, we do our duty and hand-wave logic errors with chants of "It's the future". Shawn and Matt reminisce about the infamous sketch comedy troupe, Piso Mojado. Everyone fails to suspend the…

In this episode, the Warped crew laments the loss of ladies' pants. Matt reflects on the poor quality of the actor's union and cosmetic eye contacts in the 1960's. Shawn reminds us that any godlike e…

In this week's episode of Warped, Shawn can’t remember the word "pecs" and admits to watching the Big Bang Theory. 

Matt recalls the training of an actor, explains what happens to Yeoman Rand, and doe…

Hosts Matt and Shawn introduce the show along with guest host Jake and another 'special' guest.

On this episode, we learn that velour and gelatinous, colored cubes are the fabric and food of the futur…