VERSUS with Malachi, John, and Drew

You ever wait until the very last second to edit your podcast? Are you ever uploading files and feverishly writing descriptive copy mere hours before a new episode of your podcast is due to release? …

Everybody knows the well-known phrase "VERSUS is like a box of chocolates—you never know what you're gonna get." The first time we heard this was, of course, in the movie Forrest Gump, which begs the…

Shocking! Horrifying! Out-of-this-world! Adjectives!

These are all words that have been used to describe VERSUS. Also "kinda gross sometimes" and "couldn't you guys just swear a little less?" Which...…

Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy too—wouldn't you? Well, you definitely shouldn't, because that'd almost certainly poison you! What would you do without u…

A shaft of light breaks through the ceiling and cuts the darkness below. A sturdy cord unravels through the hole and slaps against the floor of the chamber. A handsome archeologist repels down the ro…

Pick a card, any card. No, not that one. No, you're not doing...here try it now. Now pick a card. NO! You're doing it wrong. Pick a card! Is it the 2 of clubs? MAGIC BABY! 

See? It's tough to pull off…

Dearest Listener,

It has been ninety-and-one days since we embarked West on our podcasting journey. Mama has grown quiet of late and all Papa does anymore is stare one thousand yards ahead of himself …

Do you know why they call New York the Greatest City in the World? It certainly isn't because of its highly segregated public education system! It's for two reasons:

1) You can just throw your garbage…

Rise and grind, fellow Influencers, it's time to start the day! Blast a kale smoothie, hit some cardio, and pump that new episode of VERSUS straight into your veins along with the blood of a fresh yo…

There comes a time in every person's life where they must ask a question: why? Then they might ask it again: why? The "whys" progress relentlessly until the person who is being questioned is reduced …

Not gonna lie, sometimes it's tough to come up with some zany horse hockey to write up for the episode description every week. But this is our tenth episode, which feels like an important milestone, …

Get those cottontails coiffed and burrow down into your favorite burrows, because here comes another one hopping down the bunny trail for your long, floppy ears. Another episode of VERSUS for all you…

Herding cats. That's what we're doing here, folks. Every week, Game Master Drew is locked in an impossible challenge—to keep John and Malachi on topic long enough so that they can do a fake game show…

Holy smokes, it's another episode of VERSUS. How do we keep doing this? WHY do we keep doing this? I can assure you that it has nothing to do with a midlife crisis. We're all doing great, and our car…

Listen. We don't answer to you alright? You're not our mommies, nor are you our legal guardians—and even if you were what then huh? If anybody deserves to be grounded it's John! Ground him!!

For this …

Slice me off a big piece of that silly pie because VERSUS is back and it's just as dumb as the last time, if not dumber! How do we cram so much dumb into such short, perfectly portioned episodes? Fra…

Comfort. Luxury. Yacht. Crystal-blue water. Silver cutlery. Morsels. Engorgement.

These are some words that I typed out just now. You too can play along with the fellas from VERSUS in your own home, f…

The VERSUS gang is back with another saga for your earholes. This episode is bookended with murder so we may pivot to true crime after this. True crime seems like a much more popular genre than impro…

This week on VERSUS, the gang confronts a lot of harsh truths about the realities of being a celebrity (we are, after all, experts on this topic).

Malachi makes things harder for John than they need …

In the inaugural episode of VERSUS, our heroes embark on a quest to explore the deeper realms of comedy but encounter the very real danger that they'll contract lung infections from the black mold lu…