Valley Boys Podcast

The boys discuss meth use with Florida middle schoolers, breakups, being on speakerphone against your will, and taking unflattering naked pictures of yourself. 

The boys talk about sexual public nudity, gender reveal deaths, and have a toilet flushing political debate. Sorry. 

The boys talk about online death threats, their worst jobs, stealing back engagement rings, and prostitute pricing scales.

The boys talk about Brandon's experience as a crematorium operator, Dave's tales from standup, farts in the news, and "curators" making money by stealing jokes from comedians. 

The boys discuss Dave's foiled plot to start an Only Fans scheme, Brandon argues his prostitute habit over dating, Kim Jeong Newsom, and Biden's first two weeks. 

The boys talk about the presidential transition, predictions for the year, commie bastards, and how Brandon might be the Nightstalker

Brandon Blackburn - former CIA officer, Live PD producer, and current Dave's standup agent joins the boys to talk about the shitshow of current events. It's a bloodbath

The boys talk about social media influence, old jokes biting you in the ass, politics, and Brandon suspects Dave will convert to Republican

The boys talk about getting drunk and ruining Christmas, California lockdowns, and Brandon's hatred for Gavin Newsom

The boys talk about terrible habits formed during the lockdown, share horror stories, and stage an intervention for Brandon's marijuana addiction.

The boys talk about Joe Biden's victory and unsolicited sexual pictures from both genders.

Missouri Republican House nominee Anthony Rogers joins the boys to tag-team Dave's dirty socialist beliefs. It's a bloodbath. 

Comedian Jessica Kirson joins the boys to discuss her standup special TALKING TO MYSELF, performing during the quarantine, and old tweets coming back from the dead.

Comedian and former adult actress Alia Janine join the boys to talk about her two career paths, quarantine drug deals, predators in entertainment, and sharting. 

Comedian Mark Normand joins the boys to talk about Comedy!, his new special Out To Lunch (on YouTube now), cancel culture, and Brandon's surgery where he got his ribs removed to suck his own...

Legendary guitarist Noodles joins the boys for some real talk about not showering, immigration, Trump, the administration's response to the pandemic, and jumping roof to roof with a machete. 

 The boys are joined by the hilarious comedian and actor Paul Elia to discuss masturbation during the quarantine, Detroit Tigers, terrible airlines, and cartoon net guns being more efficient than ass…

The boys discuss the 'rona idiots going to the beach, Spirit Airlines being a 'tube full of demons', and Brandon recounts his first acid trip that happened the night before. 

The boys get drunk on malt liquor people typically buy with change found in the couch, debate if wrestling matters, the election, and bad quarantine neighbors. 

The boys are joined by comedian Jessimae Peluso and discuss the quarantine and lockdown, when we're going to turn to cannibalism, horse ladies, Tiger King, and Jessimae speculates Brandon and Dave's …