Join hosts John and Eric on their never ending journey to laugh with the creatures that go bump in the night. Whether we have a drink with Krueger, Chased by a creep, hunted by Nazis, or descend the stages of the inferno its self we will find what makes us laugh in the farthest reaches of the darkness.
Touching on classic cult horror as well as modern day cinema; take our hand as we guide you into the vast darkness and self discovery of what made you afraid all along. Perhaps it was the fear we found along the way.
Sometimes, you rock so hard your laces turn red and Patrick Stewart says the N-word.
End of summer means a bunch of girls are about to get........ Drilled.
Follow John and Eric's riveting tale of spray tans, lust, Jersey and Bucci. Also, find out what exit we live off of on the turnpike.
In this terrifying edition of UTF; Eric and John fight for their lives as Miles County prepares itself for the return of ART THE CLOWN!!!!! Welcome to the episode where we eat some thighs and split s…
Eric reads from an evil book, something not so chill happens to John's butt, And Michelle Shakes her head at how dumb we are.
Eric and John drunkenly stumble around miles New Jersey, honestly, just looking for a slice of pizza. Instead, they must now fight for their lives in an all out brawl against the menacing Art the clo…
John and Eric both join a prestigious ballade school, only to find an infestation of witches. will they escape the embers with their lives?!
After a string of suicides plague a small in Maryland Eric and John begin to wonder; are we the drama? OR?! IS THERE WITCHERY AFOOT! FIND OUT!
This week John and Eric venture into the darkest corners of Stephen King's the mist! find out what lurks in every crevice!
This week John teams up with the "To Avoid fainting podcast" in the crossover of the century! You really don't wanna miss this one!
Well, we gunna go to New Orleans, but it turns out Alex Daddario had some estate to claim from a long lost relative. As it turns out her bunkin' chainsaw wielding cousin also lives in this house. Wil…
This week John and Eric take on the infamous "Flatdog" the god possessed Nile Croc! Will they survive or lose their asses?! Find out this week and thank again for joining!
As comet crosses paths with our earth Eric, John, and Randy remain trapped within a Wilmington NC diner/gas station. Can they survive the night under the pressure of Sentient machine that have been …
After a few run-ins in the local hospital, John and Eric must wait 40 days as their friend Angela remains in a coma. All hope is lost and together they pull the plug only to find out SHE'S ALIVE!!!! …
As Eric and John find the home of their dreams supernatural occurrences begin. They will soon find out the development was built on a burial ground. They moved the headstones but not the bodies! Will…
Under a rare solar eclipse John and Eric attempt to commune with the dead via Ouija board with help of their pal Justin! They incidentally welcome a force of evil into our world. Will our heroes prev…
This week John and Eric embark on a skiing trip in the beautiful mountains of Norway. Under the floorboards of the cabin the gang discovers a treasure buried by a Nazi regime in 1945. With an small a…
This week John and Eric travel to Virginia to claim their grandmother's estate. Little do they know the town is run by George Washington-worshipping cannibals! How will our boy escape?!
Eric and John shoot there shot at a summer camp in Hope New Jersey as counselors. As night falls they begin to notice their fellow counselors are disappearing. It's now up to them to discover what ev…