On the edge of a primordial forest sits a remote logging village. Burdened by the weight of this hostile terrain, a demanding empire, and a string of bad luck, Rally teeters on the brink of collapse. And these four idiots probably won’t be able to save it.
"Guess it's all gonna be down to the doing."
A blade to Isaac's throat threatens to end our journey at its final threshold. Will our heroes be able to talk their way out of it?
Probably not.
== CRE…
"I want to taste their flesh in my mouth!"
The final push begins. Years of planning has all come down to this moment. Schemes and interplay have woven a tangled web of inevitability and bloodshed.
Bu…
"We had such high hopes for your mother."
It's time to storm the palace. But first, a diverting conversation with an elderly woman who's definitely not scary beyond all reason. Surely, Guard and June…
"June lives."
As our hapless heroes try to plan for their palatial assault, they take a little time to finish all their worldly business. Chocolates. Catharsis.
But will Isaac be able to control his …
"Safra, I feel like we're gonna lose people."
A prison break. A guardian swarm. Questions, blood vines, and violence that all lead back to Griffin and the palace.
But will June seize her opportunity …
"I only had time to cut off the one head."
June and Safra attempt to case the Imperial prison. A secret operative has solicited a dinner with Isaac to confront him man-to-man at an upscale restaurant…
"It is only because the chaos… broke through, that you live."
Martin is back — from Rally, from the dead. But will he finally learn his lesson and help our heroes topple the Empressar?
Probably not.
…
"Those aren't his hands clapping."
The plan: infiltrate the University Library disguised as a famous artist, her retinue, and her art. Find the rebel and the palace architecture plans. Escape unnotic…
"It's another day on the beat, what can I tell ya?"
Our heroes whip through the blood vine portal and find themselves in the eldritch wreck of a museum. Deep in its vaults, they come face to face wit…
"I always find my happiness in the boughs of a tree."
By his will, Isaac has pushed the Reclaimer to rejoin the living. But reincarnation of a god is no easy undertaking. What comes next will require…
"Is that Mr. Spinx? Why does he have cucumbers on his eyes?"
Our heroes break free of their tangled minds and recount their bizarre experiences. Oh, and they level up — thrice. Will it be enough to k…
"Trying meant something, didn't it?"
We all knew how this was going to end. But will their stories live on?
Yes.
Subject matter: Character death.
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Cast
"Everything is going to be different now"
Pancakes? Stolen. Rossa? Nearly dead. Prophecy? Fulfilled. Will the leaders of the Taniyn be able to save their hallowed grove?
Probably not.
Subject matter:…
"When the last feather falls / The sage god shall shatter / The first leaf to burn shall / See the small gods scatter"
Half-human, half-lizard, the Taniyn are the protector gods of the Eastern Wealds…
"I'm afraid all of my anger has flowed away down an icy river."
Time grows short. With every passing moment, the infection drives Jonathan deeper into the nether. Vine golems, Taniyn ghosts, and illu…
"We are destined to begin again and again."
In the middle of the heart of a living mountain god, four idiots have to fight to save the seed of a dead tree god from the veinous tendrils of an eldritch…
"We are destined to begin again and again."
Safra finds the heart. Guard finds Matron. June finds Luna. But will Isaac find the plot?
Probably not.
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"I know this isn't the time or the place, but, could you describe it to me?"
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"Are you gonna eat me?"
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