Un Podcast De Martin Kelner

Kelner's hideously politically incorrect observations may rule him out as Melvyn Bragg's successor.

...and the time David Bowie might have been afflicted with the 1960s scourge, Butlin's bum.

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Tit-man takes charge of Greens; Crayfish makes a run for it, & Chinese ready for anything.

Plus Angela Rayner in Stockport lass makes good shock, & Rachel Reeves is asked where's all the money gone? B…

Woody finds a way to get himself in more trouble, Meghan and the nude pantyhose, & the joy of the Big Bamboo.

...and a trip to Stromboli with the goats.

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Rats the size of Maseratis, Meghan's good with a knife, & final word on Aussie mushroom case.

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An old cricketer leaves the crease - final week as a semi-professional broadcaster. Joining Gwyneth in the 'attention economy.'

Plus the joy of Lemsip!

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Jack's joke, the man with his eyebrows on fire, & welcome TalkSport graveyard show listeners.

and the Chinese 'mistress dispeller,' so watch out if you have a Chinese mistress.

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Pope Leo's sit-com, the Yorkshire farm, & Nicola Sturgeon's rewriting of history...

Plus no-one's in a rush to get to Barnsley.

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Masterchef, the 'n'word, and the kitchens at Wahaca.

Plus home grown octopus, and Radio Days - memories of a colleague from the dark ages.

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Jellyfish horror, the golden days of Blue Peter, Coldplay kiss couple; but the sun will come out tomorrow.

Plus Harry & Meghan take a financial hit, while here paid subscriber numbers plunge to 37.

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Rising Damp is a new reality, Reform women, & did Freddie Mercury walk the Salt Path.

Almost an entire h h h half hour of Kelner's idiosyncratic views on a variety of important matters.

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Are Labour up to it, Kemi & losing my religion in an REM stylee, & how Pope Leo's against fake stuff. Eh?

lus combovers, buffalos, & Irate Albert from Salford

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Lot of bad stuff in the name of Jesus! Plus, the joy of Richard Curtis, & pre-season West Ham confidence.

and American big game hunter dies at 52. On the one hand, thoughts and prayers, on the other, …

Radio Days, a word on Whale, Stannage, James H, & other voices of the past.

Plus rats the size of dogs...oy gewalt!

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'The only circumstance in which you'd welcome a stay in a Britannia Hotel is if you're fleeing from the Taliban.'

...and aren't bubbles brilliant

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The real Alex Belfield, Howard Stern; more radio stories.

plus yoga and regressive therapy maybe don't mix.

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Down under surgery, Gwyneth Paltrow's reign of terror, & Boom Radio UK.

& in praise of Lenny Henry's body of work.

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Job interviews, uselessness of police, & mention Jimmy Savile, & you've lost the argument.

Plus fantastic Christopher Nolan joke & brief mention of the scandal of Lesotho (to be returned to at a later…

Chop & Chat TV shows for the dumpster, and can anyone shut Gregg Wallace up?

and National Trust homemade scones wrecking the economy. This is the free portion of today's podcast to get the rest subscr…

The madness of late night, Lionesses, tiny dick energy, Friendship, & Nazi racoons

Something for everybody here

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Gaza - Macron's pointless posturing, and keep religion out of politics

Plus Goliath the giant concupiscent tortoise, a prize of immense value, and how the BBC screwed Question Of Sport

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