Twisted Teachers
What would you do if you weren't afraid? Jen and Kim are long-time friends who started the podcast from the perspective of two teachers and their experiences in education. The podcast has evolved through countless interviews with current and former educators as well as authors. You will still hear their teaching tips and stories, but you also will follow them on their journey through new chapters in their lives.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 42 minutes
- Episodes
- 318
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
Struggle Bus
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Administrative Leadership Styles, a Zen Den and a Giant Flea
Jen gets her mug before Kim, and Kim's not taking it well. They discuss the efficacy of the Zen Den and teachers napping under a weighted blanket during the school day. It's holiday the…
Mug Envy
Take a minute to hear the tale of Jen's plot to win a mug! They discuss odd names of students and of body parts.
This episode is dedicated to Bruin, Jen's dog who had to be put down thi…
Behavior Management, Ben Affleck's Condoms, and Educators' Rabbit Holes
Kim's neighbor puts his hand in the food buffet platters at Thanksgiving. She won't recover any time soon. Jen and Kim talk about shitty, unrealistic advice for returning to school afte…
Shark Cootchie and Engorged Snoods
Jen welcomes her dear teacher friend, Heather, who tells her shark cootchie story where she was called Charcuterie Caren and shamed for being a joy stealer. They share little-known tur…
Teacher Shortage, Charcuterie, and Goldicocks
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! This is an episode to remember! Jen and Kim deal with hella internet issues. Kim ponders why Crocs are back, and when did we stop saying cheese trays and star…
Asscoals or Askholes?
Jen and Kim count down the days until Thanksgiving break with a peek inside Urban Dictionary and a discussion about creepy jobs. Jen also teaches us a great strategy to manipulate and c…
Imposter Syndrome: Hurdles and Parasitic Tongue Snatchers
Kim and Jen explore Imposter Syndrome and how it's affecting teachers. They compare teaching to jumping over or crawling under hurdles.
Kim tells another Grimm story about three dumb …
Hobbits, Wooden Spoons, and Car Sex
Jen and Kim take a break from the week to play movie line trivia, discuss the WTFs for the week, and talk about unpopular opinions. Take a break and have a laugh.
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Teacher Burnout
Our Twisted Teachers talk about their weekends. Kim got some tatts and Jen was able to go to Delaware to see her son play LAX. What is LAX? Where is Cupertino? Why is auto correct f**ke…
Toxic Positivity
Jen updates us on how her mom is doing, and her very long days right now. They discuss how Hooters costumes and lap dances aren't good themes for the homecoming pep rally. Stay tuned fo…
Things Teachers Should Never Say Out Loud to Parents...
Jen and Kim catch up in this episode that is like a street that has no name. Jen updates us on her mom's recovery, and how she managed to flirt with the firemen (Jen's mom-not Jen). Ki…
Gnome Porn
This one goes off the rails. What type of porn do clowns, mimes, ventriloquist dummies, and gnomes like to watch? Then Kim and Jen role play 'that teacher' in the admin's office.
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Sea Foam, Butt Implants, and What not to Say to Students.
This is our 25th episode!
Our Twisted Lit segment is brought to by Kim and Jen's daughters, Brooke and Violet. Violet tells the real story of The Little Mermaid. We wonder: Does it hurt…
Twisted Snippet-Gifted Mimes
Jen and Kim take a break with a little chat about everything and nothing. Think of this as the Seinfeld version of our podcast. They also do a little role play in this one-GIFTED CONFER…
Fire in the Arteries, Cannibalism, and Apple Peelers
Kim survives a harrowing experience of almost being run over by a parent. They discuss how some parents are upset with teachers for not passing out bday invites to a few kids instead of…
Rats Galore, Loose Skin, and Choking on a Nut
Kim and Jen discuss why you should check the school for opening before there is a rat infestation. They discuss team dynamics and how to deal with uncomfortable meeting situations. In T…
Twisted Teacher and Night Classy For their First Collab!
Kim, Jen, Kat, and Hayley talk about old people having babies, Viking overload, Devious Licks vs Angelic Yields, and what brought the Night Classy ladies into education. Twisted Lit del…
Twisted Teacher and the Awful, Shi**y, No Good, Fu**ing, Ridiculous Day!
This one's a doozy!! Jen gives her an incredibly, funny, very good, twisted take on a famous children's book. Kim drags us all through the circles of hell where she and Jen find some u…
Tain't No Class for That!
Jen and Kim talk about Kutcher's stance on the whole 'bathing debacle'. They discuss the basic anatomy of the nether regions. Kim goes off on TikTok and Devious Licks. They explore ju…