Top Flight Time Machine

Us in meat form, our grab for power, idiot men, the Spice Girls, hardware stores, and knockers.

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Arrow Petrol, tyre woes, the modern Pirelli calendar, Beeping Timmy leaves a review, and a new dive is announced.

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The odyssey ends, but not before we get caught up in Andy’s post-death sticker album legal woes. Also, twee swearing, Roald regresses, and we examine his hut. (Rec: 23/12/20)

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Bank loyalty, credit card machines, middle-class football fans, Yorkshire puddings, and the real Covid heroes. (Rec: 22/12/20)

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Godcasting, peaks and troughs, beefy cheese, Northern Soul, and Monster Day

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Twelve-hour funeral boozing, a missing bit, a pizza, fantasy quizzing and Billy Bonds’ warm-up.

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A Scotsman with a grudge, getting muddled up, some TV news gossip, hating football, and Will Carling’s CD collection. (Rec: 17/12/20)

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Pencil-writing, Lamparding at a car accident, Sam gets his eyes examined, and bonfires. (Rec: 16/12/20)

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'Following policy,' a lamp wrangle, a private tip, tooth dust, a danger wall, and a lost fox. (Rec: 8/12/20)

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Threats from Abba, a hospital record stall, a big fish round at Pancho’s, and memories of going to a gig. (Rec: 6/12/20)

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Russian garages, alleys, a bush woman, footballer aggression, and a disgusting bowl.

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Kitchen chat, cat interventions, and stupid travel plans.

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Roy subs himself off, heads to the nick, solves his own attempted murder, and then heads back before the end of the match. (Rec: 10/12/20)

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Misdelivered toilet rolls, an accidental horn-parp, Beeping Timmy, a pub gang, and how to write a book. (Rec: 9/12/20)

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A bit of dream chat, some doctor-shaming, grudge requests, and wrapping paper annoyances. (Rec: 15/12/20)

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Girls Aloud, Gulliver, the Prince Charles walk, Turbo badges, and Sam tries to get himself arrested.

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The Abba comeback, a weird Bjork gig, and VR Brown John possibilities.

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We discuss Britain’s diminishing wall numbers, Roy wades into the crowd again and drops a ‘habeas corpus’, and Blackie worries about a liaison with Brinsden. (Rec: 3/12/20)

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Quentin Blake’s colouring-in failures, the fireplace precedent, Roald Dahl’s big sandal, and more.

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Sleeping, the royal family, covid dating locations, and an indecent Premier Inn proposal.

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