To Be Continued with Cristela Alonzo
Hello!
You might've ended up here because you're familiar with my Netflix stand-up specials "Lower Classy" or "Middle Classy." Maybe you were a fan of my sitcom "Cristela" or you saw "Cars 3" and thought, "I NEED to follow this yellow car!"
Look, ’m a homebody. I love plants, I build Lego sets and watch a lot of murder shows.
I also have lived a hell of a life. I was born in Texas and grew up in extreme poverty. My family squatted in an abandoned diner for the first seven years of my life. I moved to Los Angeles and lived in my car. I moved back home to help my sister raise her children and become my mother’s caretaker until she passed…all by the age of twenty-two.
I still somehow, made TV history and became the FIRST Latina to create, write and star in a TV show. The thing that got me there was my story. It was unlike anyone else’s and allows me to talk about life from a point of view that doesn’t get a lot of attention. I’m into current events. I struggle with anxiety and depression. Did I mention I love Lego sets?
- Update frequency
- every 33 days
- Average duration
- 47 minutes
- Episodes
- 40
- Years Active
- 2016 - 2025
EPISODE 20: Taking Down My Cinco De Mayo Tree
EPISODE 19: When My Phone Dies, I Die Too
EPISODE 18: My 80's Movie Makeover
EPISODE 17: Time Doesn't Exist Anymore
EPISODE 12: TREAT YOURSELF LIKE GUCCI
JULY 30, 2018: In episode #12, I talk about my return to social media after months of absence to focus on myself. I get honest about what has been going on with me, including changes that have made…
EPISODE 11: SMALL GOALS LEAD TO BIG CHANGES...
In episode #11, I talk about how heavy rain makes me homesick, my trip to Sacramento to see my friend on her first day as State Assemblymember, and how I spent my birthday. The thing I'm into this …
EPISODE 10: HEY 2018, DON'T BE LIKE 2017...
In episode #10, I talk about how I brought in the new year sick and discuss how against New Year's resolutions I am while still talking about the importance of having goals (there's a difference). I…
EPISODE NINE: MY MOM PLANNED MY FUNERAL AS A JOKE...
In episode #9, I talk about how creating more structure in my life is helping me to succeed more, how I've been taught to do everything for everyone yet still neglect myself, and my new obsession th…
EPISODE EIGHT: LET'S MAKE IT A BLOCKBUSTER NIGHT
I talk about how families used to rent VHS tapes for fun, why it's so hard for me to wear nice clothes, my disappointment in the internet and my new OBSESSION is called 'wogging.'
EPISODE FIVE: ROCK N TROLL
This episode discusses what happens what ignorant people say when they're allowed to be as hateful as they want and remain anonymous. I posted about my mother coming to this country and Twitter let m…
Episode Four: Am I A Woman?
I'm a tomboy. I never understood why so many people (throughout my life) feel the constant need to criticize me and tell me that I'm not woman enough. I don't wear makeup all the time, I like wearing…
Episode Three: Recycling To The Oldies
This week, I talk about how innovative my mom was in making things last. I'm reminded by it because this past weekend, I met so many mothers at the Mother's Day show I did and it made me nostalgic. I…
Episode Two - The Race Card: The Final Frontier
In this episode, I get nostalgic over my breakfast, which leads me to talk about my favorite day of the week growing up. I also discuss how I don't get it when people get annoyed with "how much I tal…
TO BE CONTINUED: EPISODE ONE, HELLO!
This is my first episode and know that not everyone will know who I am so this is an introduction where I tell you a little bit about myself.