Thots TV

Due to technical difficulties (appointing Elsie as editor), our Balamory episode has been delayed.

In lieu of """content""", please enjoy this selection of inane babble that didn't make the cut and ha…

Do not react... YOU are the saboteur!

This week we're coming to you from a CGI tower with gaping holes in the floor in place of stairs. If the audio quality isn't up to scratch, you know why.

Along the…

WE'RE BACK!!!

Our Summer break is over and we're kicking off a new series of Thots TV with something from the deep dark depths of the ITV archives.

Rainbow is the perfect mix of Sesame Street and a Car…

This is an art attack! And THIS is an art attack!!!

Today we're talking about a 1990s British classic! Millennials, Gen Z, and even those of us in the weird betweeny taint area can ALL be united by on…

The oven is HOT HOT HOT!

Big Cook Little Cook is the story of a fraught relationship between two ex-lovers trying to keep their gimmick-based cafe open and viable as a business.

In this episode, we acc…

Sadie J, Sassy J, the Sasster, Sadielicious, Sasstastic, Sassamondo, etc.

Sadie J is a sitcom about the "only girl in a boy's world". Apparently.

This week we review a show that's visually, audibly, an…

"We metaphalaxiated our lower wagmas for Lucy. That must mean we love her!"

This week, our good good friend Jasmine is here to discuss the classic 90s/2000s sitcom My Parents Are Aliens!

We find that t…

Surprise bonus content! Between our last Horrible Histories ep and our upcoming My Parents Are Aliens ep, we've decided to grace your ears with some clever clever Laura insight.

Our gorgeous flatmate …

"Gory stories, we do that. And your host? A talking rat!"

It is the single most obvious show to cover and we fancied an easy week. It's Horrible Histories!!!

Not one single critique can be found in thi…

The 21st century faces a new kind of threat!!! Old school spies have had their day, and... well, you know the rest.

In this episode, we display a HUGE show of love for the original M.I. High cast, and…

Stylin'! Rockin'!! Slammin'!!! Love it!!!!

This week we're joined by very special guest Arthur Loades - no.1 fan of 2000s doll sensation, the BRATZ!
Hated by parents and loved by... we don't really kno…

The show that's not quite Robot Wars! Bamzooki was the BBC's 2004 attempt at breaking into the """diGiTaL sPaCE"""
A long and complicated production history, a cameo from Hewlett Packard, and a ridicu…

"Let the challenge....................... BEGIN!"

Grim Reaper men disappearing children in the Scottish Highlands? A man in leather trousers allowing it to happen? Forest-based homoeroticism? It can o…

"Hello Auntie Mabel. Would you like a brick?"

Come Outside was about a woman who could build walls of brick and fly a spotty plane. If you are five years old, living in a pre-Google age, and need to k…

"It just came out! I couldn't help it, Max!"

This week we're talking about a playgroup of four giant fleecy monsters. It's the Tweenies! 

Twists and turns include our ranking of the nuts; the phenomeno…

"Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window? WOULD YOU LIKE TO?!"

The LazyTown episode is upon us. Cucumber? I hardly know her. We only eat Sports Candy here at Thots TV.

This is …

NOOT NOOT! It's our first (real) episode and we're kicking off with our second favourite claymation penguin.
Twists and turns include; the gradual dissolution of the USSR; old-fashioned tomato throwin…

Before we get into the serious business of deep CBBC lore, we just wanted to introduce ourselves. TL;DR one of us is Meg and the other is Elsie. See you on ep 1!

Do your bit to save li…