They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!
Welcome to 'They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!', a UK based Housewives podcast where two friends come together to share their love of the hit Bravo series "The Real Housewives". Join us each week as we sit down with a glass of wine and discuss the latest episodes in all their messy, chaotic glory. From over-the-top drama to shocking moments, we'll give our unfiltered opinions on all the juicy details. So grab a drink, relax, and join us for some wild and hilarious conversation on 'They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!'
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- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 84 minutes
- Episodes
- 154
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2025
Don't Start None, Won't Be None!
We get into the Kenya Moore of it all. How are you feeling about her not returning to RHOA?
We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 8 and Real Housewives of Dubai Season 2 Ep 4. Enjoy!
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It's not the intention, it's the impact!
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Marry, F, Kill with the Countess!
We finally talk the Countess Luann! Then go onto a chat about our nights and days out, so to avoid that skip to 12mins.
We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 …
She has Sutton-itis!
This episode was recorded the night before we went to see The Countess in Marry F Kill at Koko Camden. We will recap our experience in another episode!
We try to recap two weeks of Real Housewives of …
He's Not That Tall, But Can Look In Windows
We get right into this week with recaps of Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 3, VanderPump Rules S11 Reunion Part 2 and The Valley S1 Ep 10.
We even touch on S5 of The Kardashians - Kris Jenner is …
The Brunch That Kept On Brunching!
Rosie is a medical marvel. Joe Gorga got me (Tijani) all fired up - LOL! Getting a bit tired of Bravo treating me like an idiot.
We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep2, Vanderpump Rules S11 Re…
All Things Bravo with Brummy Mummy of 2!
This week we are joined by the amazing Emma aka Brummy Mummy of 2. She's an Instagram sensation, Author, YouTuber and Podcast host. We ask her all about her trip to LA, heading to Schwartz and Sandys…
What does Jax Taylor & Fred Flinstone have in common?
We digress a bit this episode, blame Bravo TV, we're bored!
We talk about the Alexia and Marysol podcast about Tod, Netflix's Baby Reindeer, the TLC doc, Bravo Ultimatums, we both sing - it's a whole …
Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown - The new Jenn & Ryan!
Re-Release RHONJ Countdown Reunion Part 2!
What a week! We have Real Housewives of Orange County, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Real Housewives of Atlanta and the finale of Vanderpump Rules Reunion. …
Re-Release RHONJ S14 Countdown! Tits and Teeth Babe
RHONJ S14 Countdown - We've hit the reunions!
SOUND DISCLAIMER: Slight internet issues, so Tijani sounds like a robot occasionally.
Rosie and Tijani are back and get straight into Vanderpump Rules S10 …
New Episode!! VPR and The Valley Keeping Us Going
Potential TW: We talk the 3rd part of Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion and Gordon and his Bipolar diagnosis.
We also recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Eps 12 & 13 and The Valley S1 Eps 5 & 6
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Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown! - We love drunk Jen Aydin
Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown!
Disclaimer, we had sound and internet issues. There's some back ground noise and weird static voices now and again during the episode. We're sorry!
Rosie and I are recap…
Re-release RHONJ S14 - Countdown! - Introducing Roachel!
Re-release RHONJ S14 - Countdown!
We're back and we don't waste any time getting into the latest rumblings in the Bravo universe. I know everyone is tired of Scandoval, but honestly Rosie and I aren't…
Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown - Do you trim your husbands armpit hair?
Re-release day 6! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!
DISCLAIMER - Tijani is wasted this episode. Just a heads up, it gets a bit wild and we've left in the outtakes because, well, it's funny.
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Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown - He's got most of his fingers missing!
Re-release day 5! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!
This week Rosie and I are joined by a spacial guest, Renate! She fills us in on the Sonja Morgan show in San Francisco! Newsflash, it was…
Re-Release countdown to RHONJ S14 - Oranges & Roundabouts
Re-release day 4! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!
Sorry it's late this week, Tijani has been away!
We're only recapping Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Eps 6 & 7 and Vanderpump Rules S10…
Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown - Is he suing for the amount he owes on Ashley's House?
Re-release day 3! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!
This week Rosie and I start a new segment - Send us your life hacks and general shitty day to day issues to notevenhousewivespodcast@gmai…
RHONJ S14 Countdown Day 2! - Flamingo with Goats
Re-release day 2! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!
It's our birthday, it's not a special episode, that's coming (we've not had time).
We do rant a lot about random stuff though because ther…
Re-Release for RHONJ S14 Countdown- Vanderpump Rules and New Jersey is back!
In the run up to S14 of RHONJ, we'll be releasing the S13 Recap Eps!
During the recording we work out that it's almost our 1 year Anniversary. 20th Feb marks our first ever episode!
This week we cover…
Scheana only V.I.Pees!
Do you have one of those Roombas or other branded auto vaccums? Do you have any wild stories? Has yours spread dog sh*t across your house?
What do you think about the Baldwin's joining RHOBH? We're lo…