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Theoretically Speaking

 Ian House

2 VERY QUALIFIED modern day philosophers find the stupidest and most outlandish theoreticals and dive into them deeper than anyone ever has before. This is untrodden snow. A new frontier. This is Theoretically Speaking.

Funny Stories Improv Comedy College Storytelling
Update frequency
every 31 days
Average duration
67 minutes
Episodes
39
Years Active
2019 - 2023
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The Annual Un-fair

The Annual Un-fair

The boys imagine the fair from hell. Which attraction do you dare to ride?
00:57:03  |   Sun 31 Jan 2021
What if you met aliens?

What if you met aliens?

In this INTERSTELLAR GUEST EPISODE ft. our good friend Trey, we finally answer the age old question: is there life out there? Are they the ones making those weird porn sidebar ads? All this and more …
00:56:25  |   Thu 31 Dec 2020
What if Bigfoot fought Slenderman?

What if Bigfoot fought Slenderman?

In this episode Matt and Ian get down and dirty with cryptids. Which are animals/things people claim to have seen, but have no proof of doing so. I'm talking Nessy! I'm talking Mothman!! I'm talking …
00:52:32  |   Fri 27 Nov 2020
Tiers for Fears

Tiers for Fears

In a surprisingly intimate discussion, the boys rank their fears from Seriously Spooky to Freaking Not Scary At All. Everything from icky Vomit to fear of THE INCOMPARABLE POWER OF THE SUN is discuss…
01:16:02  |   Wed 04 Nov 2020
What if Ian was God?

What if Ian was God?

In this MADDENING SUPER COOL DOUBLE UPLOAD EXTRAVAGANZA the boys talk about what they would do when bless with the power of the divine. A lot of really really dumb stuff, it turns out. In this episod…
00:43:15  |   Thu 08 Oct 2020
What if Matt was god?

What if Matt was god?

In episode 2 of the WOWIE WOW 2 EPISODE SO CRAZY special, we get to see matt behind the wheel. He doesn't really make things any better, but his heart is in the right place.
00:44:35  |   Thu 08 Oct 2020
What if you had an embarrassing superpower? Ft. Nick

What if you had an embarrassing superpower? Ft. Nick

Have you ever dreamt of flying? Or perhaps shooting acid from ur eyes? Or having complete and total control of all pennies in a 2 meter radius? Well this is the episode for you my friend cuz its the …
01:05:02  |   Wed 26 Aug 2020
What if you robbed a bank?

What if you robbed a bank?

How to guide: rob bank????? Click here!
01:17:41  |   Thu 23 Jul 2020
Would you do it for a million dollars? Ft. Kathleen and Randall

Would you do it for a million dollars? Ft. Kathleen and Randall

Guests Randall and Kathleen join the podcast to answer the timeless question... what would you do for a million dollars??

Would you eat ur dog lol??

01:05:56  |   Sat 13 Jun 2020
What if you were the last man alive?

What if you were the last man alive?

!!!!THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED BC: B4 CORONA WENT BONKERS!!!!

In this episode Matt and Ian discuss what one would do if they found themselves to be the last human alive on Earth. Would you lose your m…

00:59:56  |   Fri 17 Apr 2020
What if you died?

What if you died?

The death episode.
00:36:59  |   Tue 10 Mar 2020
What if you lived?

What if you lived?

Matt and Ian talk about what potentially might be the best (or worst) gameshow in human history. Would you swap your life??
00:44:23  |   Tue 10 Mar 2020
What if you went back in time?

What if you went back in time?

In this very special episode, your two favorite neanderthals discuss how exactly they would change history. For the better? For the worse?

01:04:10  |   Tue 11 Feb 2020
Would you rather? Ft. Alex

Would you rather? Ft. Alex

In this highly anticipated episode Ian, Matt, and guest Alex discuss the best 'would you rathers' they could find. Topics range from mantis shrimp psychokinesis to professional erotic defense. Would …

01:02:11  |   Sat 21 Dec 2019
What if you were an animorph? From those kids books?

What if you were an animorph? From those kids books?

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be an Animorph??? Well that's great because we (sort of) talk about it on this meandering episode of THEORETICALLY SPEAKING!!

00:55:48  |   Tue 26 Nov 2019
What if you were a ghostbuster?

What if you were a ghostbuster?

Ghosts! What would they do? What would you do 2 them? The entire fabric of society is shaken by this famously unanswered question: what if there were ghostbuster ghosts EVERYWHERE?
01:03:05  |   Fri 11 Oct 2019
What if you had to beat up kids until you died? ft. Michael

What if you had to beat up kids until you died? ft. Michael

Matt, Ian, and their good friend (and first ever GUEST) Michael Newman discuss a topic as old as time itself: how many rounds could you last against a swarm of mindless 7-year-olds in a gladitorial s…
01:11:36  |   Sun 08 Sep 2019
What if you met your clone?

What if you met your clone?

It's a clonesome road out there

01:08:52  |   Fri 30 Aug 2019
Pondering Puppy People

Pondering Puppy People

Hey everyone welcome to the first episode of Theoretically Speaking! Matt and I are super proud of this one, we think it's a real winner. We put a lot of bells and whistles on this bad boy so you are…
01:00:21  |   Thu 08 Aug 2019
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