The Worst Adults I Know

Adam and Matthew were born 18 days apart in May of 1987. Which makes this a landmark month as our hosts are now entering their fourth decade. That landmark of course is they are SO OLD now. With this…

This week, the boys try to figure out how to best say "No!" to things they cannot abide... And mostly come out of it with a heightened sense of existential dread... Which was not the plan! The result…

Matthew is a year older this week, and he doesn't know it yet (unless he checks this upload ahead of time...), but Adam is going to kick down his door for a Birthday Bonanza that couldn't be beat. Th…

Remember when we did that commentary for E.T. last year? Of course you do; you love this show! Well, we're basically doing that movie again... Only now there's MORE terror, MORE puppets, and OH SO MU…

It’s Spring again and the Worst Adults are ready to blossom into the wilds as true citizens of the world, but as usual they have NO idea what they’re doing! With the help of their dear friends of the…

It's been a long week, folks... But here we are in the final stretch. We've got one last shot of NOs, and we're gonna need it! Because Jason Statham is coming for all of us!

Adam drives this miniseri…

They say if it ain't broke don't fix it. And after the colossal success of Fast 5, it makes sense that studios would just ask for more of the same... Which explains this cookie cutter sixth chapter. …

After yesterday's cliffhanger, the boys are hooked! And good news for them, because this is the movie where this franchise goes full over-the-top action movie... It's quite a good move.

Today, Adam l…

It took three sequels to get here, but the boys are FINALLY back in town... and they're out for revenge! After one of Dom's posse is murdered, the franchise heads back to its roots and finally puts t…

After a less-than-savory second helping of The Fast and the Furious franchise, Adam takes the wheel to tell us about a completely unconnected film about a good ol' boy learning to drift in Tokyo!

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Day 2 is going to be a bummer, folks... After a decent start, the surprise smash-hit success of the first Fast and the Furious film did what so many franchises do: Offered up a half-cooked misguided …

Over the next week, The Worst Adults will be taking you on a ride. The destination? Thrillstown, USA! In preparation for The Fate of the Furious - smashing into theaters April 14th - we're breaking d…

This week the Worst Adults set out to find their classy side... but Adam didn't understand the Masterpiece Theater setup and instead they kick-start a plan to save humanity by grafting two (or three)…

The Worst Adults are what you might call gearheads. Yeah, they know about Nos and engines and... uhh... steering wheels.  they grew up in the illegal racing circuits of mean Central Florida. So the c…

Sometimes it's best to think outside the box. Especially if your box is the bubble that is America. This week the Worst Adults are trying to spice up this great melting pot of ours (or wherever you a…

The Worst Adults are not great with money... Okay, they're responsible enough, but that extra money? Straight in the dumpster. So this week they set out to save some dough. Along the way they buy in …

This week saw the release of the Nintendo Switch... and you're probably still standing in line hoping to obtain one. While you wait, might we suggest listening to two dudes talk about video games? ..…

Summer seems to be here early this year... so let's get afraid to go back in the water in February! That's right, friends: We're watching Jaws! So get ready for shanties, boat talk, one terrible stor…

In looking to have a wider discussion about awards in general The Worst Adults got sucked in by OSCAR FEVER, and let’s face it, the Oscars are the best award show anyway. This week we take a deep div…

There's this stupid old joke about two certain things in life: death and taxes. But The Worst Adults would posit that there is a third: discourse. People love to argue. Problem is, Adam and Matthew a…