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The Upshot

The Upshot pulls back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team.Check out our semi-legendary newsletter that goes to 100,000+ subscribers: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=poddescriptionAnd our Twitter account, where we dig into the archives and spill classic tales from the past: http://www.twitter.com/upshottowers

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Comedy Sports Sport Football News
Update frequency
every 3 days
Average duration
49 minutes
Episodes
207
Years Active
2023 - 2025
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Chris Eubank: never touch another man’s bonbons (part two)

Chris Eubank: never touch another man’s bonbons (part two)

With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, Chris Eubank isn’t your typical boxer.


But he wasn’t always the fruity aristocrat you see today.


He had knife fights at dominos tournaments, went on two day…

01:03:43  |   Tue 29 Apr 2025
FIFA threatens to sue The Upshot

FIFA threatens to sue The Upshot

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00:49:08  |   Thu 24 Apr 2025
Chris Eubank: the fruitiest man on the planet (part one)

Chris Eubank: the fruitiest man on the planet (part one)

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With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, Chris Eubank isn’t your typical boxer.


But he wasn’t al…

00:49:24  |   Tue 22 Apr 2025
Luis Suarez bites again

Luis Suarez bites again

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00:43:34  |   Thu 17 Apr 2025
Wonderkids gone wild: gold AK47s and pornstars

Wonderkids gone wild: gold AK47s and pornstars

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Ravel Morrison. Adriano. Freddy Adu.


The staircase to footballing glory is littered with scintillating star…

00:56:09  |   Tue 15 Apr 2025
Elton John’s grubby game of dice

Elton John’s grubby game of dice

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00:53:26  |   Thu 10 Apr 2025
Garrincha: guns, goats and government brothels (part two)

Garrincha: guns, goats and government brothels (part two)

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As his dad lies in the wreckage of his car, Garrincha has fled towards the woods where a goat once popped …

00:49:43  |   Tue 08 Apr 2025
Was Shane Warne killed by Viagra?

Was Shane Warne killed by Viagra?

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00:53:18  |   Thu 03 Apr 2025
Garrincha: he lost his virginity to a goat (part one)

Garrincha: he lost his virginity to a goat (part one)

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Everyone knows Brazilian footballers love 3 things: boozing, showboating and shagging anything that moves. 


00:55:24  |   Tue 01 Apr 2025
Trent Alexander-Arnold MILF hunting in Madrid

Trent Alexander-Arnold MILF hunting in Madrid

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00:40:44  |   Thu 27 Mar 2025
Micah Richards: grinning with debauched pleasure

Micah Richards: grinning with debauched pleasure

To millions of American fans, Micah Richards is the cheeky chappy of CBS.


But little do the innocent Yanks know, the affable Yorkshireman once masterminded Britain’s most infamous threesome.


From shagg…

00:57:26  |   Tue 25 Mar 2025
Conor McGregor ruins St Patrick’s Day

Conor McGregor ruins St Patrick’s Day

Plus: Neymar’s look-alike saves his blushes at an orgy, John Fashanu’s brush with Nigerian cops, and a cricket legend kidnapped in a cocaine deal gone wrong.


Join Zach and George for another edition o…

00:55:54  |   Thu 20 Mar 2025
I got cucked by Biggie Smalls: basketball’s batshit ballers

I got cucked by Biggie Smalls: basketball’s batshit ballers

Basketball’s biggest names ordered gangland hits on their coaches, fought mountain lions with their bare hands, and got cucked by a gun-toting Biggie Smalls.


From cocaine on courtside to a star roaste…

00:57:02  |   Tue 18 Mar 2025
Olympic star named FBI’s Most Wanted

Olympic star named FBI’s Most Wanted

Plus: Cole Palmer’s toilet trouble and something is exploding within Thibaut Courtois.


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this …

00:53:59  |   Thu 13 Mar 2025
Dennis Wise: I’ve never seen anyone that drunk

Dennis Wise: I’ve never seen anyone that drunk

The 1990s were a very different time for footballers.


They chatted up barmaids at the local boozer, welcomed new teammates by torching their cars and broke their opponents’ ankles for fun.


No one summe…

00:55:24  |   Tue 11 Mar 2025
Cole Palmer’s steamy sauna revelation

Cole Palmer’s steamy sauna revelation

Plus: Kolo and Yaya Toure’s tremendously kinky escort is back and the Putin-backed Scottish chairman who threatens to disappear his captain 


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the w…

00:48:49  |   Thu 06 Mar 2025
Gazza: dancing naked on the table

Gazza: dancing naked on the table

May 1998.


England manager Glenn Hoddle is cowering in the wreckage of his Spanish hotel room, surrounded by broken furniture and shards of glass.


As astonished teammates survey the wreckage, hoddle blo…

00:59:18  |   Tue 04 Mar 2025
Diego Costa’s Bible bonk

Diego Costa’s Bible bonk

Plus: Jim Ratcliffe starves the youth team and Zelensky deploys Bonnie Blue in the Donbas.


Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, the weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport t…

00:51:16  |   Thu 27 Feb 2025
David Icke: a goalkeeper gone gaga

David Icke: a goalkeeper gone gaga

In his 80s heyday, David Icke was the friendly face of Match of the Day and Grandstand.


Then one day, everything changed.


The retired goalkeeper stood up on national television, and declared himself “t…

01:05:23  |   Tue 25 Feb 2025
Mr Bean sparks a bitter sporting feud

Mr Bean sparks a bitter sporting feud

Plus: Lucas Paqueta’s miserable birthday present, Lazio’s eagle handler barricades himself in the training ground, and an NFL star sued for breaking a pornstar’s leg.


Join Zach and George for another …

00:48:17  |   Thu 20 Feb 2025
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