The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show

He's off and flying as he guns the car around the track.
He's jamming down the pedal like he's never coming back.
Adventure's waiting just ahead...

Go Speed Racer!
Go Speed Racer!
Go Speed Racer, go!

A mediocre episode is saved by the delightful performance of Alfred Yankovic.

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This episode's got it all! Sentinel being a dick, Starscream facing off against Megatron, Sentinel being a dick, 13.7 seconds of Ironhide, and Sentinel being a dick.

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While Optimus helps Sentinel (who is a jerk) recover his head from The Headmaster, Bumblebee and Bulkhead try their stupidest to cheer up a recently homeless Sari.

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We hope you enjoy jerks because Sentinel Prime is here for the next few episodes.

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Paul and John sat down, with a microphone between them, and didn't shut up as they watched 2007's The Transformers.

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Paul and John's favourite and least favourite Decepticons, Autobots, humans, and episodes from season one of Transformers Animated. Up ya nose wit' a rubbah hose!

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Now that Megatron has his body back, the first thing he wants to do is get his hands on the Allspark.
The second thing? A nice lunch.

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He's baaaaaaaaaaack...

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Prowl, Bee, and Sari venture out on a camping trip with the goal of tracking down Autobot technology but something else waits for them in the woods.

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This episode totes schools all teh noobs with rad leet action and über pwnage.

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Sari's been kidnapped and taken to Lake Erie Volcano Dinobot Island so now Prowl and Bulkhead will have to team up with Fanzone who, if you were unaware, does not like machines.

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Blitzwing and Lugnut arrive on Earth. Blitzwing wants to find the body of Megatron while Lugnut believes their leader is still alive.

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It's Soundwave... technically.

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As Sari introduces the Autobots to Halloween, Optimus remembers a friend he left behind.

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The arrival of an ultra-fast criminal in Detroit spurns jealousy in Bumblebee, who is determined to be the fastest thing on wheels.

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When the Autobots attempt to stop a rogue transformer in the streets of Detroit, Ratchet comes face-to-face with his past.

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On December 31st 2021, amidst Omicron lockdowns, Paul and John sat in a loft above a garage and recorded a podcast episode. This is that episode.

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Megatron takes advantage of another one of Sumdac's very unnecessary inventions and creates the Dinobots.

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Man, it's getting hot. Hot. Hot.
I said, man it's getting hot. Hot. Hot.
It's getting hotter, and hotter.
Man it's getting hot. Hot.
Gettin' hot around here.

It's a meltdown.
It's a meltdown.

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