Tim rants about and/or explains things in his own omnipotent way.
I heard you were talking to so and so. Did he say anything about me? I need to know exactly what he said, word for word. This is the type of question you get asked when you're around people trying to…
Ryan Joseph is a comedian from Miami, FL. He moved to Austin in 2021 and quickly rose to the top of the scene. I've been tracking his career trajectory since I moved here, so it was a pleasure having…
I did a road gig with some of my favorite comics. I gotta step up my game and become undeniable so I can keep doing shows. Being an open miker for nine years is not good for ones self esteem. I was d…
My new stage name is Timmy Gusto, and I have to stick with it. You can only change your stage name so many times before people think you are running from the law. I have an accent that sounds like Se…
Being a comedian means you are subject to riding the ego rollercoaster. It is a ride that causes a lot of emotional whiplash. Mushrooms are a great tool to use when you want to take get off this ride…
Some of the audio from this episode is missing and there are some abrupt edits, as my computer randomly glitched out while recording the audio.
Comedians are supposed to entertain people and offer an…
Most people who pursue stand-up comedy are not introverts. They are loud jerks who want to be famous. Most people who perform on comedy shows are just on the show because they're good at socializing.…
I gotta stop letting newer comics bully me. I hate when a new comic says something that implies we are equal, when in fact I am way better than them. It is not an ego thing, it's just something that …
This episode is filled with rage about being resented for being young, hot, and successful. It's not my fault I worked hard and made something of myself. You are the one who made it weird, not me. I …
I live in Roganwood, or as most people call it, Austin, Texas. I have been going out every single day for the past few weeks to pursue my dreams to become a stand-up comedian. It's going mediocre. I …
On this episode I talk what it takes to be a comedian, and how you have to keep plowing forward to get somewhere in life. You can't just be on the side of the road stuck in the mud, judging the peopl…
There are a lot of people who don't know how to think, and this episode is one where I don't hold back. We live in a post Will Smith smacking world, and it's a weird time to be a comedian. Thankfully…
I tried driving to Houston again for the second time, this time I couldn't make it because my electric vehicle malfunctioned one hour into the trip. This gave me an opportunity to be a male Karen, wh…
If you switched bodies with someone, would anything happen? Would you feel yourself physically move into that person's body? Or would nothing happen at all, since we're all the same consciousness, ju…
I am slowly learning how to regain my confidence as a young man of sexual vitality. I learned how to get matches on Tinder again, turns out the key was to not try. I uploaded the ugliest pictures in …
In this episode I reflect on learning to socialize while sober, autism spectrum disorder, getting into confrontations in public, tailgaters, going to the gun range, and getting underwear thrown at me…
I'm nearing middle age and haven't had any kids yet. Time to find a wife so I can create a family and feel like I'm doing something with my life. No one matters except friends and family, so I don't …
This podcast is now only about financial planning. Life has become scary to me as I get older. I value security and stability more than chaos at this stage in my life.
I've been subjecting myself to extreme social isolation because I don't like people. I will have to do something about that soon. I've been getting into NFTs and following new cryptocurrency projects…
In this episode I reveal some multi-billion dollar business ideas that are not feasible due to inane legal issues and technological limitations. This will soon change, the question is a matter of whe…