The Test of Time

A kindergarten teacher who’s never left Harlem is transported to a twisted version of New York City.

Listen as we discuss Michael Jackson’s interest in Peter Parker, a very horny Tin Man, and the la…

A tornado brings a girl from Kansas to a magical land, where she is hunted by a wicked witch.

Special guest Mike Kahn joins us to chat about Jewish little people, Barbie’s unrealistic proportions, a…

A general is betrayed, enslaved, and forced to fight others for the amusement of Rome. 

Listen as we discuss the “what men think about” meme, touching wheat, and the emperor that inspired King Joffr…

An unhappy puppeteer discovers a portal into the mind of a famous actor, which causes his marriage and sanity to unravel.

Special guest Joanna Brief joins us to discuss DVD special features that lie…

An average Joe is cryogenically frozen, and when he wakes up 500 years in the future, he’s the smartest person in the world.

Special guest Mike Kahn joins us to chat about different kinds of electro…

An evil genie unleashes terror by… granting wishes?

For our Halloween episode, we talk about buying life insurance at the airport, fast-acting cancer, and a jarring turn towards camp. Then we see if…

A therapist uses virtual reality to enter the mind of a serial killer, in the hopes of finding his latest victim before it's too late.

Join us as we discuss the greatest movie soundtrack of all time…

In rural Texas, five young people encounter a murderous family of cannibals.

Join us as we chat about Alan’s internal monologue during an Ironman, plaster of paris animal bones, and our mothers' war…

A slacker and his friends try to survive a zombie apocalypse.

Listen as we share our thoughts on Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, the proper pronunciation of doppelgänger, and the opposite of Guardians of t…

A heroin addict attempts to kick his drug habit, but his so-called friends don’t help.

Special guest Jonathan Weissler joins us to discuss starting over in Argentina, slow motion in a graveyard comm…

Good transforming robots wage war against evil transforming robots, as well as a more evil, giant transforming robot.

Special guest Clinton Festa returns to discuss conspiracy theories about Optimus…

A conman has a crisis of conscience in a small Kansas town.

Listen as we talk about the determination of wrestling champions, touching toes under a tree, and the perks of dating a Broadway producer.…

After getting caught with drugs, a teenager is sent to prep school by his strict father.

Listen as we discuss movie trailer phone etiquette, evil blonde boys, and how James feels about 1970s rock. T…

Three aspiring rockers use toy guns to take over a radio station in the hope of getting their music played.

Special guest Jason Allen joins us to discuss Band-Aids on nipple rings, our favorite over…

To inherit $300 million, a minor league ballplayer needs to spend $30 million in one month. 

Join us as we chat about the lesson Hollywood learned from Twisters, a private lunch with Mariah Carey, a…

After an injury, a homebound man becomes convinced that one of his neighbors is a murderer. 

Listen as we discuss a Deadpool & Wolverine warning, Alan's OnlyFans page, and a suspicious photographer …

An irreverent radio DJ brings his unique sense of humor to soldiers in Vietnam.

Listen as we chat about learning English from a fast talker, not knowing the Marx Brothers, and guys who think they’re…

After his mother dies, a young man comes home and faces his past.

Listen as we discuss the Nintendo World Champion, an aversion to medical-related fiction, and how to take advantage of generous exch…

A teenager in the San Fernando Valley is torn between her boyfriend and a Hollywood punk. 

Filmmaker and author Kevin Smokler joins us to chat about cheap music education, meaty roles for parents in…

An estranged husband and wife work together as they chase powerful tornadoes.

Listen as we chat about Cracker Jack QR codes, strong coaxial cables, and scientists on a box of Wheaties. Then we find …