The Test of Time

Far into the distant future… in the year 2004… an evil senator is using time travel to scam his way into the White House. The only person who can stop him? Jean-Claude Van Damme.

This week, we …

A call girl and an obsessed Elvis fan fall in love, get married, and steal a suitcase full of cocaine… leading to carnage from Detroit to Los Angeles.

Special guest Jason Torres joins us to tal…

In his breakout role, Tom Cruise stars as Joel, an unlucky in love high schooler who suddenly finds himself running a brothel out of his parents’ house. So relatable. 

This week, we talk about …

Julia Roberts plays a woman who realizes she’s in love with her best friend, just as he’s about to marry someone else. Awkward!

This Valentine's Day, special guest Courtney Noah returns to the …

After being framed for murder, a Coney Island gang has to fight their way from the Bronx to Brooklyn.

This week, we discuss gang ice cream parties, gang logo design, and the logistics of gang f…

Bernie Lomax is a rich ladies' man who knows how to party! He's ready for a wild weekend, but there's one small problem… he’s dead.

This week, we find out if eating before swimming really cause…

A fast-talking New York lawyer heads to the deep south for his very first trial, where the lives of two "yutes” hang in the balance.

This week, we discuss wrench-based foreplay, how Northerners…

Watch what you say!

Watch what you do!

Or the students of Port Chester

Will protest you!

(That was supposed to be a protest... get it?)

This week, special guest Mike Kahn joins us to ta…

Twenty years ago, James Van Der Beek played a second-string quarterback happy to ride the bench… until he suddenly became the star of the team.

This week, we talk about 90s home movies, platoni…

When Mom’s away and the babysitter dies, what kind of trouble will five kids get into?

This week, we reminisce about old commercials for Dianetics, we describe what Tab tastes like, and we talk…

In the last two Superman movies with Christopher Reeve, the man of steel faces off against a supercomputer and a villain who has super strength… as long as he doesn’t go into the shade.

As we w…

Superman is back to face off against three super-villains, but only after he chooses between his powers... and love.

This week, we discuss the important life lesson of product placement, why yo…

Forty years ago, audiences believed that a man could fly when Christoper Reeve first swooped into theaters as Superman.

This week, we discuss the efficiency of a jail made out of hula hoops, an…

Far into the distant future — in the year 2022 — when meat, fruit, and vegetables are scarce, most of the overpopulated world relies on food from the Soylent corporation.

This week, we talk abo…

There’s a nefarious plot to assassinate the Queen of England… and only Lieutenant Frank Drebin can stop it.

In our second episode recorded live at Nick's Marathon 2018, special guest Daron from…

A group of martial artists fight for their lives—and the fate of Earth—in the video-game-turned-movie, Mortal Kombat.

In the first of our episodes recorded live at Nick’s Marathon 2018, special…

It’s the third and final round of our series on the Rockyverse! (Yeah, it's a weird name for a franchise, but that's what we're going with.)

Listen as we discuss stereotypes about Italian butts…

Rocky lost his first fight, but what happens when he steps into the ring to face Apollo Creed again, then teams up *with* Apollo Creed to take on Clubber Lang? 

This week, we talk about lyrics …

Rocky was just an underdog from the streets of Philadelphia, but he ultimately went the distance against the heavyweight champion of the world. Even though he lost the fight, the movie won the Be…

Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King of Halloween Town, learns the meaning of Christmas through the magic of stop motion animation.

As the holiday mashup turns 25, we contemplate life in St. Patr…