The Ted Hanky Podcast

This week Ted & Mala have been afternoon drinking and reminiscing about the good old days playing football for Thornaby Rangers and how Branco was forced out of the Boro for constantly splitting the …

This week Ted & Mala discuss a Blind Date/Naked Attraction hybrid TV show which includes a rather "different" role for 'Our Graham'.

Billy Mac shares his new political message, Ted reflects on a char…

This week Ted & Mala are furious with refereeing slap head Gavin Ward and share some potential dirty tactics to get one over on incompetent referees in the future. 

Ted also pitches his new TV talent…

This week Ted & Mala talk about the pubs re-opening, Julie's resemblance to the Ugandan Giant 'Kamala', and the recent landing on Mars.  

Plus - The Offshore Boys appear on Channel 4's Naked Attracti…

Ted and Mala discuss finance loopholes for scruffers, Mala shares his disgusting plans for his nursing home retirement, and Ted welcomes back to the show hit feature 'Ask Ted' where the listeners que…

Ted is not happy!! He's been given a Facebook ban for reasons unknown!! Ted and Mala therefore insist on ranking their top 5 social media platforms... but where will Disgracebook now rank? 

Also, Bar…

Weeeellll .... it's all about Mala this week.

First of all we hear his latest conspiracy theory, then he introduces a new music game and insists Ted plays it ... he even highjacks the advert bit of t…

Mala has been home schooling Broadbacks bairn, Ted gets nostalgic about 80's cartoons, and the lads pitch the idea of 'Cheers - The Porno'. 

This weeks episode also features behind the scenes Boro do…

Weeellll ... Ted and Mala are furious about the piss poor refereeing from Dean Whitestone in the Boro v Blackburn game .... poor Dael Fry ... now the only cyclops centre back in the Championship. 

Al…

No waffle - no gimmicks this week as Ted and Mala discuss the one thing they would love to see back on Teesside .... there's some fantastic suggestions, some excellent reminiscing, and some very funn…

This week ... Ted and Mala share techniques for taking a poo in a lasses en-suite toilet and how sex scenes on TV and in films should be made more realistic. Mala also has a huge rant about a Whitby …

This week ... Ted and Mala preview the big moments coming up in 2021, they talk in detail about the cracking flange from Hawkwind, and share their disgust at the sale of Psyche. Plus Ted reviews the …

This week ... Ted signs Mala up for online dating, Nasir promotes some New Years Eve 'Spice Station' offers, the Offshore Boys pop in to share some interesting news, and Ted and Mala run through thei…

Episode 76 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' - XMAS SPECIAL

Merry Christmas Marra's it a very special Christmas edition of the show .... Ted and Mala have got 60+ festive birds for sale, Stevie …

Episode 75 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' 

Mala tells us about his new tobacco based advent calendar, Ted is kicking off over an African Politician named after one of history's most infamous …

Episode 74 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' 

Mala is dealing illegal Covid vaccines for Nasir and Ted is really unhappy about a particular new olympic sport.

The show also features another epis…

Episode 73 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' 

Ted and Mala run through Ted's Tier 3 Top 5 "NEW" Rules and Boro Batman has some safety advice for everyone on Teesside.

The show also features anot…

Episode 72 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' 

It's Film Night!!! Ted and Mala have a couple of new bootleg movies to watch and discuss - fresh from Nasir Productions. 

The show also features ano…

Episode 71 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' 

Ted tells us about his time spent on the film set of 'Neighbours' and also promotes his new food bank fundraiser show ... but Mala has a charity ide…

Episode 70 of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' 

Ted has turned down 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' ... but why? The lads discuss a new way products should be advertised on TV and Ted's allot…