The Neon Movie Bunker

Guess who's back! Back again! Cati's back! Tell a friend! That's right, The Blonde in Front has returned to grace our filthy airwaves with the delight of her presence! And it's a special one, as this…

A great big number like 350 deserves a great big show, and by gum, we've got one for you this week! Author and Contributing Editor at Vanity Fair Maureen Ryan graces John and El'Ahrai with her presen…

It is often said that into each life, a little rain must fall, and this is cerrtainly true. However, even the rainiest lives have their days of sun, and one must be aware and ready for those when the…

The movie world this week was all about "Inside Out 2", so why should we be any different? John and El'Ahrai review "Inside Out 2" and "The Watchers" (respectively), plus there is some newsy discussi…

We're back for another week toiling in the mines of criticism and entertainment journalism! El'Ahrai and John bring reviews this week of "Bad Boys: Ride or Die" and "MoviePass, MovieCrash"! Will they…

Oyez! Oyez! A bit of a post-Memorial Day Weekend lull on reviews, but there is news a-plenty on the subject of Netflix's various nefariousness, among other things. John and El'Ahrai provide reviews o…

It's a jam-packed show this week, as El'Ahrai, John, and everyone's favorite Blonde in Front, Cati Glidewell, come to you with a round of reviews of "Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga", "Babes", and "In a Viol…

The "I"s have it on this week's show, as John and El'Ahrai provide reviews of "IF" and "I Saw The TV Glow"! Plus home video picks, Cannes talk, role models questions, and just possibly...more. So lis…

BAH GAWD! That's Cati Glidewell's music! Yes, The Blonde in Front is back this week, joining El'Ahrai and John for the whole show as together they review "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes", "Poolman…

Well, it seems the summer movie season is here! The week, John and El'Ahrai leap in feet-first with reviews of "The Fall Guy" and "Tarot"! Plus a newsbit segment that unexpectedly got away from us to…

We're right on the doorstep of what could prove to be one of the more unusual Summer Movie Seasons in quite some time. But before that grand leap into the unknown, El'Ahrai and John are here to provi…

It's yours! It's mine! It's ours! Yes, it's a reveiw trifecta on this week's show, as John and El'Ahrai talk "Challengers", "Boy Kills World", and "Abigail" (or as they will now forever be known: "Sw…

Hopefully you're not on trial for election manipulation and can enjoy this fine new episode! El'Ahrai and John review "Civil War" and "Sasquatch Sunset", and doesn't that sound like a blast? Plus new…

It's a show that's built for speed not power this week, as John and El'Ahrai review "Monkey Man" and "Sting"! Plus all the usual news and picks and questions and such! (What? Sometimes, this is the w…

It's a zesty, extra-large show this week, as everypne's favorite guest, Cati Glidwell (Ms. The Blonde In Front if you're nasty) is along for the ride! Join Cati, ElAhrai, and John as they review "God…

It's March Madness! Not so much in the college basketball sense as the H.P. Lovecraft eldritch horror sense, as John and El'Ahrai provide reviews of "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire" and "Late Night With…

All ahead full to 2024! With the awards done and over, there will be no more looking back (for a while). This week, El'Ahrai and John review "The American Society of Magical Negroes" and "Driving Mad…

Well, at long last the Oscarts have come and gone, and 2023 is in the rear view mirror once and for all. John and El'Ahrai have a postmortem discussion that leads to some...expected places. Plus! Rev…

It's a somewhat special episode this week, as El'Ahrai, John, and everyone's favorite guest Cati Glidewell conduct a long examination of a single film: 1965' "How to Stuff a Wild Bikini"! Wait, I'm g…

The reviews must flow! One of the most anticipated movies of the year opens this week, and we've brought in a special guest to talk about it! Yes, The Blonde in Front herself, Cati Glidewell, has ret…