The Mystical Artists
Join Remington and Jeana as they wax and wane with humorous banter on mysticism, numerology, tarot, astrology, qabalah, and all things esoteric.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 74 minutes
- Episodes
- 121
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
A Spaghetti Mid-Western Retrograde
Remington and Jeana are still on the road making stops in Mid-western purgatory in search of good internet. They discuss how to handle a retrograde, the empty world of shells, timeline invaders of th…
Guerrilla Apocalypse Wedding
Jeana and Remington read ALL the signs: a dream in Cairo, fortune cookies, numerology of fig trees, triple digit numbers, location karma, and a renegade marriage on the final day in LA. Other topics …
Pre-Goth Libra
This is the official Libra episode. Remington and Jeana get into the Libra cards in the tarot, the downfall of neutrality, praying to know what you want without blind desire, and creating a vessel fo…
What Makes You Tick?
Remington and Jeana reflect on strange jobs in LA, how to avoid traditional interviews with "vibes", a sneak peak into Libras, and the mystical significance of reading the signs to uncover the secret…
California Leavin'
Taking this disrupter energy by storm, Remington and Jeana drop another BIG announcement in the final days of summer. Did you know you can activate your astrology lines in different parts of the worl…
Disrupter of Consciousness
Consider this the YELP review episode. Remington has a bone to pick with the AI takeover of customer service, the never-ending bottom of “grey pill” apathy, the Virgo vegan high maintenance death cul…
Pre-Indigo-Child Failure
There are mantras for everything, even when breaking the law. Remington reveals his "get out of jail free" card, the underwhelming "crystal children" of the 70s, the battle of good versus evil, and c…
Back to School Virgosis
It’s a back to school special of the Devic Realms, and Jeana and Remington get into the pure, clean, organized, feel good feeling of Virgo season. Other topics include: a sneak peak into magickal her…
Don't Take the Black Pill
Remington and Jeana got eclipsed big time, and they can finally tell you their secret. From master class amateurs to the growing trend of nihilism, it's a mad world but we're here for the truth and l…
9:07 and Our Lady of Victory
She made us laugh, cry, think, meditate, create, dance, love, bond and live with the utmost tenderness, urgency and determination. Remington and Jeana honor the fierce, reverent force of dear friend …
It's Not the Teacher, It's the Teacher
There are no "yeah, buts" here. Remington and Jeana get into the peer-reviewed alchemy of having a spiritual teacher, the benefits of dragon's blood, triggered consciousness, facing yourself, flat br…
Art is Dead
Lady Gaga, we love you, but you’re killing us. Remington and Jeana watched a beautiful moody art film and have something to say about the current state of Hollywood. Maybe off-OFF-broadway is the onl…
Twin Flame Disaster
It’s a conversation for the ages. Calling all past life Cleopatras! Where are you now? Remington and Jeana take a trip down memory lane to the day they met, the problem with twin flames, the truth ab…
666 and the Bill Gates of Hell
Remington and Jeana go down the rabbit hole to uncover the hidden teachings of 666, a sinister patent by a Scorpio mastermind, the importance of wisdom and sovereignty, and what it’s like to chase th…
Mystic Outlaws and the American Dream
Forget what you’ve heard, the concept of America isn’t dead, yet! Join Remington and Jeana as they divulge the Qabalistic symbolism of red, white and blue, the US dollar, their most cherished America…
Timeline Conspiracy
It’s a conspiracy for the ages, and it’s worth a deeper look. Join Remington and Jeana as they discuss tree jumping timelines, inter-dimensional travel smells, the number 9, the pathetic narrative of…
Phone Calls from Beyond
From his earliest memories in the womb to life as an algorithm, Remington doesn’t hold back as he tackles 20 questions from co-host, Jeana. It’s a Bildungsroman in podcast form, telling tall tales of…
Hot Mystic Summer
There's a Hot Mystic Summer underway, and even though we're retrograding hard, it's time to turn up the charm: George Clooney style. Remington and Jeana discuss the upcoming energies of summertime, …
The Great Eclipse Throw Down
It's a sweet 16 eclipse party, and we're leaving our psychobabble at the door. Join Remington and Jeana as they indulge in the tangential workings of numerology, the scam of big flora, laughing yoga …
Black Magick Retrograde
It’s a retrograde kerfuffle and Jeana and Remington are here for it. No need to wallow in the schlock and inertia of life. Bring out your finest black dress this "June gloom" season, and leave the fo…