The Multiverse Employee Handbook
The Multiverse Employee Handbook is a science comedy podcast where workplace humor meets cosmic exploration. From quantum mechanics explained through staff meetings to space history through annual reviews, we decode scientific mysteries through corporate metaphors. Each episode combines rigorous science with absurdist office scenarios, whether exploring the strange physics of black holes or the equally baffling logic of expense reports. Perfect for curious minds who suspect their workplace might exist across multiple dimensions, we deliver astronomical insights wrapped in corporate satire. Whether you’re fascinated by the mysteries of dark matter or the inexplicable disappearance of break room snacks, our show provides genuine scientific knowledge with existential humor. Subscribe now to navigate both the cosmos and cubicle culture with equal parts wonder and skepticism! New episodes arrive every Tuesday, regardless of temporal anomalies.
- Update frequency
- every 5 days
- Average duration
- 24 minutes
- Episodes
- 70
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
The Light That Left Before You Were Born
Stargazing, if we’re honest, is just flipping through the universe’s backlog of outdated correspondence. Every speck of light is a cosmic memo delivered with the urgency of a sleepy postal clerk who’…
Season 3 Trailer - The Multiverse Employee Handbook
Season 3 drops on September 2nd!
The multiverse of employment expands once again! Season 3 of The Multiverse Employee Handbook arrives with more science history, astronomy, astrophysics, and quantum …
Our First Trip Around the Sun: A Multiverse Evaluation
In keeping with the ancient corporate rite of pretending time is a measurable thing, The Multiverse Employee Handbook presents its inaugural performance review — a dignified audit conducted over quan…
Einstein Was Wrong?
Join us for our last episode of season 2 as we explore how MIT's groundbreaking 2025 experiment finally settled the century-old Einstein-Bohr debate about quantum mechanics.
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Fusion Propulsion: Almost Working Since Forever
Join us as we explore humanity's 70-year quest to harness controlled nuclear fusion for space propulsion, where the gap between science fiction's convenient Epstein Drive and Princeton's actual plasm…
A Trash Tour of the Moon
Welcome to the ultimate cosmic real estate disaster! Join us as we explore how 65 years of space exploration accidentally turned the Moon into humanity's most expensive storage unit, complete with ov…
The Great Cosmic Void: Rethinking Our Place in Space
Scientists have discovered Earth may be floating in a 2-billion-light-year-wide bubble of cosmic nothingness—the universe's equivalent of premium rural real estate that nobody wanted. This cosmic iso…
Are We Close To Finding Alien Life?
Are we about to make first contact… or have aliens left us on hold for the last 50,000 years with a playlist titled “Symphony for Quasar and Dark Matter in B-flat Minor”?
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NASA and the Cosmic Tragedy of Apollo 18–20
Discover how trained astronauts, assembled rockets, and planned lunar bases fell victim to the most destructive force in the universe: bureaucratic entropy.
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The Long, Strange History of Lagrange Points
Ever wondered how to achieve perfect work-life balance in the vacuum of space? Join us for humanity's most successful example of building infrastructure before knowing what it's for!
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Project West Ford: The Day the U.S. Tried to Fill Space with Needles
Discover the most audacious Cold War experiment ever launched: America's plan to solve communication vulnerabilities by gift-wrapping Earth in 480 million copper needles. Explore how Project West For…
Bonus Episode: The Strange Science of Time Crystals (feat. Frank Wilczek’s Wild Idea)
Perpetual motion machines that actually work? Welcome to the impossible physics of time crystals!
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Join us as we explore the bizarre world of temporal physics th…
Is Time Real - Or Just An Illusion?
Ever wondered why time flies when you're having fun but crawls during team meetings? Scientists now think your subjective experience might be revealing profound truths about quantum reality itself.
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This Tube of Dirt Will Take 15 Years to Get Here
The most expensive dirt delivery service in the solar system meets the universe's most unforgiving schedule.
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Join us as we explore Mars Sample Return through th…
Dark Matter: Does It Matter? (featuring the Rubin Observatory)
From the Atacama Desert at the foot of the revolutionary Vera C. Rubin Observatory, we explore the universe's greatest cosmic mystery: why most of reality has been playing hide-and-seek for 13.8 bill…
Math is Weird
Discover why humanity's greatest intellectual achievement involves strategic symbol arrangement and existential confusion about whether "nothing" can be "something."
Part 2, The Employee Guide to Planetary Termination
The panic intensifies! We conclude our Towel Day tribute to Douglas Adams with the top four most efficient methods for planetary termination. From asteroid impacts that make dinosaur extinction look …
Trailer - Part 2, The Employee Guide to Planetary Termination
Ready to add some cosmic perspective to your Memorial Day weekend? This trailer previews Tuesday's apocalypse finale, where we count down the universe's ways to delete humanity faster than you can sa…
The Employee Guide to Planetary Termination, A Towel Day Special
Don't panic! In honor of Douglas Adams, we present the universe's most efficient methods for serving humanity an "Existence Eviction Notice."
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First Contact: The Science of Alien Dialogue
What if aliens have been trying to call us for centuries, but we've been holding the cosmic telephone upside down? In this mind-bending episode, we explore the sensory barriers that might make commun…