The Ministry Of Silly Talk Comedy Podcast

Episode 200 is looming. I have some ideas of what to do to mark the event but I am open to suggestions from the listeners. Then we travel all the way back to 2017 when I thoughtfully articulated my t…

Will Halloween candy gives you diabetuhs?  Can any word, if repeated enough, be funny?  How many Chinese hit men does it take to a kill businessman?  Is this podcast offensive or are you worried abou…

I’m actually done traveling for a bit and we are up and running to bring you the audio equivalent of candy corn.  Rats are driving, blenders are flying and someone is lying.  Plus some sick organ wor…

I’ve been traveling too much and I don’t know what time it is.  The following things are not working for me: The NBA, Communism and Whiskey Tide Pods.  Enjoy!

Shout out to our inaugural Patron Ross P…

S.U.S.I.E. is a highly advance A.I. robot sent by some unknown entity to monitor mine and Tony’s conversations.  She is clearly a listener but maybe not a fan.  Otherwise it’s (strange) business as u…

With the announcement that Boston Dynamics has released “spot” for the commercial market, Tony and I walk down what is coming and why you won’t do anything about it.

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The heist of a golden toilet inspires the next great British Gangster/Larry The Cable Guy film, an All-Pro goes All-Poot, Quantum mechanics tells us that sex and soda are interchangeable and I remix …

I’m back from Miami and in the MST with Tony to discuss pooing with a stool, check out a Nazi theme park, watch a train wreck of a movie trailer sent in by Dr. Kevin Schmidt and learn about the “hiro…

My old man is back in the ministry of silly talk for a quick (family friendly) episode in which he proves he is the master of deciphering accents and we take a look at some brutal British cuisine.  A…

The NFL is back… I might not care.  Tony and I kick around unsubstantiated theories about what is killing the NFL and a discuss a possible solution involving little people and camels.  Don’t bring yo…

In honor of Labor Day and laborers, Tony and I discuss the importance of labor laws and work place safety practices with some help from Klaus the Forklift Driver & a host of graphic workplace safety …

Andrew Luck has made a powerful enemy in former RB OJ Simpson, a man is caught making sweet love to a beach ball and battle lines are being drawn in humanity’s war against dolphins.  Don’t get caught…

In hopes of keeping listeners from haphazardly stumbling onto old content I will be curating classic episodes to be rebroadcast a couple of times a month along with a brief update on the state of the…

Humans grooming rats in Baltimore, shaving cream penguins and we take a look the poster child for hugging your daughters and keeping them off social media.

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Great band names galore as we learn about the human build a bear lab in AZ, Siri starts recording when she hears your zipper and grandma got run over by a reindeer… but only if by run over you mean b…

I unveil a fool proof & guaranteed solution to climate change that doesn’t involve plagiarizing Bill Burr.  I also expose Tony to the GREATEST FILM TRAILER OF ALL TIME.

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We are celebrating the 50th Anniversary of the Apollo 11 Moon Landing by running down the impact of humanity’s greatest achievement both on our everyday lives and the more abstract consequences of th…

The Area 51 Invasion made the internet fun again for a bit, Will Smith doesn’t know anything of importance, a large woman restrains her boyfriend and a kid admonishes his teacher for wearing PJ’s to …

I’m fresh off the plane from Chicago and back in the Ministry of Silly Talk.  The greatest birthday present of all time, apologizing to Kevin and marveling at the miracle of commercial air travel ins…

Tony and I sit down to explain that people who have not yet subscribed to Pod Caviar and One Graham Army are running out of time.  We’re done asking, we’re coming to see you and we really don’t mind.…