The Maltesers Paradox

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Yeah we are talking all about the wonderful world of sex...so be warned, this is not for little kiddies ears! 

Masturbation, orgasms, we discuss everything - mainly around giving and rec…

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What happens when we have no official subject for the week? Soooo much!

Skye spent time as a 'tourist', in Damo speak, when she headed off to a R&B festival, and then somehow they end u…

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Priorities, they are important!

Somehow this episode was also about buying celebrity poo, giantess women and how to make money online!

Then Damo discussed Italian cooking (shock horror)…

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This episode is not about double denim! It's about a singles event Skye went to and her experience on the evening. 

There was an incident with a sandwich, Skye had an interesting experie…

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It's not hard to make an effort when dating,  in relationships, or even in friendship! 

This all came from a message Skye received from a match who wasn't up for travelling 45 minutes fo…

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Lobster, crustaceans, cretaceous period - how does our conversation get to that? It's a regular thing! 

This episode we discuss a range of subjects, including communication! Oh and Damo …

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This one is an important episode...because we all forget about self care, whether it's emotional or physical. 

In between that, we discuss 'fun' - and everyone's perspective of what fun …

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This was meant to be a dating horror stories episode, except apparently no one has stories, just wanted to let us know that dating sucks! 

We  give advice on where not to park when there…

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Oh yes, we are diving into the wonderful world of Friends with Benefits and One Night Stands...what's the difference, is a hook up with a Tinder date a ONS or is this just a casual rend…

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This episode is a fun trip to Tinderland.  We analyse both male and female profiles, the photos, the bios and whether they are a Left or Right swipe! 

What's a good profile pic?  What ty…

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Why are we releasing a new episode?  Well we're not, we had to pull an episode when it was reported that a story Skye told about her speed dating event, these people were worried they c…

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How did we get onto Frozen porn and Elsa? Well originally this episode was all about toxic masculinity, and then looking at fragile masculinity in relation to feminism and society. We d…

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This episode is pretty special, we have an amazing guest all the way from the UK, and in fact she was in Edinburgh for the Fringe Festival! Kate Smurthwaite is a British comedian and po…

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Tommy Lee sent Instagram crazy with his full frontal pic! Moving on, this episode is actually about red flags. What is a red flag, are they the same as deal breakers? Are there yellow f…

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This is not just about parenting, but we definitely talk about this a lot!  From co-parenting to dads who 'babysit', custody battles and everything in between, oh and when the 'marrieds…

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Okay this isn't man-bashing episode, as you know Damo is a man, and Skye likes men...but seriously why???  Today we read some of the messages Skye and other women receive on apps and me…

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Damo came up with the subject...why are men? And really, this is everyone's experience!

We promise this is not a man hating episode, one because Damo is a man, and two Skye likes men! Tw…

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Skye's sick, oh no!!  But not to worry, Damo's friends have stopped by to have a chat about the friendzone and their thoughts on what it is. 

It's slightly more intellectual than normal …

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Today's episode we explore (and by explore we mean lightly skim) kinks, discussing vanilla and kink-shaming, both are a thing! 

We get an email from someone who is solo poly-amorist who …