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Celebrity celebrity and super maven Andrew Zaltzman notoriously loves to party. 2020 has been a tough year for parties but Andrew informs us of the rules that the UK government's Ministry for Partyin…

A very special guest today, as Alice Fraser from the other dimension updates host Alice Fraser on what's going on in America where she is. Don't miss her absolute mic-drop of a monologue on the curre…

Celebrity celebrity Andrew Zaltzman exercises his freedom to talk about freedom to host Alice Fraser. Are we in control of our own destiny? Do you have the freedom to do whatever you want (not wear a…

The Last Post executive producer Christopher D Skinner drops into the show with his top sexy sature tips, as sex in 2020 continues to satirise what is going on in the world. From strongman politics, …

Communists - they're out there. We don't know where, or what they're up to, but something's not right about it. Manly man James Nokise reports from Old New Zealand ahead of the elections there as rum…

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On September 11th 2001, as he faced incalculable losses after the terrorist attacks that day, President George W Bush made a call to his g…

🚨 Contains bonus Romans/Shakespeare/Super Mario news with John-Luke Roberts! 🚨

Alice Fraser introduces the best bits from this week's episodes, featuring Wil Anderson (Business news 😤), John-Luke Robe…

Very exciting movie news today as flapjack lumberjack Alison Spittle announces the big movie star cast to play her in her life story, Flap and Furious. She and host Alice Fraser were also raisin hell…

Celebrity celebrity Andrew 'Andy' Zaltzman reports on exciting news that Kent is breaking away from the UK, in an experiment to prove how somewhere can survive and thrive when it leaves a larger coll…

James Nokise - man's man, manliest man, and winner of man's man award 2020 - joins to report on New New Zealand, the land mass off the coast of New Zealand.

He tells us how well relations have develop…

Psychedelia is back, baby! With magic mushrooms no longer allowed, recently rediscovered royal John-Luke Roberts recommends some legal highs, teaches you how to make psychedelic noises with your mout…

Wil Anderson the ad commando joins Alice Fraser on today's show, and he means business. With business confidence down worldwide, how do we get it back up? Cocaine. Or more accurately: Cents. A drug p…

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Alison was having so much fun in her episode that we couldn't fit it all in so we kept aside some quite spectacular chat just for you today. 

This ro…

Recently rediscovered royal John-Luke Roberts reveals his manifesto for making Britain a tropical island. Listen in to the show to hear exactly how he plans to do so. 

You're doing well with your ques…

What's happening in the world of the world being divided? Alison Spittle - flapjack lumberjack and new Minister for the Interior Digestive Tract - tells Alice that Boris the Dragon has reassured peop…

With TikTok making the teens tick, Tiff Stevenson considers if there's any point in an education system beyond the app that appears to be everyone's job now. Do they need to learn to fight for the fo…

Don't care when your child goes to bed? More concerned when they will wake the f--k up? Wil Anderson - the Don ADman of the advertising world - has spotted a synergy in the QAnon hashtag #savethechil…

Man's man and man-among-men James Nokise joins Alice Fraser with news of the long-drawn out collapse of the British Empire, as Barbados bids to extract itself from the mother country. 

Increase your m…

🚨 BONUS ZALTZ ALERT 🚨

There was just so much sports news spilling out of Andrew Zaltzman on Thursday that we kept some aside just for you today, so listen in for that. 

This roundup episode also contai…

Huge religious news from ad man Wil Anderson today with the archaeological discovery of ten additional commandments as it has emerged that Moses had misplaced numbers 11 to 20: the ten advertising co…