The Homance Chronicles
Welcome to “The Homance Chronicles” podcast, where we celebrate women’s history in the most captivating way – by sharing stories about incredible women we should all know but often don’t.
Join us for our weekly series, “Hoes of History,” where Nicole and Sarah discover the untold stories of women who defied expectations, shattered barriers, and paved the way for future generations.
BUT… if you start from episode 1, get ready for a surprise. This podcast isn’t just about historical heroines. It’s also a space for women to not be ashamed of their dating disasters, sex fails, and overall poor choices.
If you’re into hearing lighthearted and mildly embarrassing hookup stories that might make you cringe and laugh simultaneously -- then you’ll want to start from the beginning. There’s a sprinkling of finding self-worth, personal growth, and coaching along the way too.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 54 minutes
- Episodes
- 384
- Years Active
- 2018 - 2025
Episode 18: All the way from Germany to Missouri
Sarah finally fills us in on some of her adventures in Germany! Then, Nicole spills the tea on a spontaneous date she had while Sarah was visiting a friend in Missouri.
Send London Mike your dating …
Side Piece 6: The Dr. Chef and Online Dating
Nicole goes on a date with the Dr. Chef and it can't just be normal. There's a conversation on said date about how people present themselves online that reveals an interesting fact. But...facts, fuck…
Episode 16: Cedar Point - Sarah and London Mike Edition
Sarah and London Mike go on a field trip to America's Roller Coast. #noad It's a full day of amusement part domination: Steel Vengeance, cider tasting and camels!
The "so" drinking game continues and…
Episode 15: Part 2 - Birthday Sex in Vegas
The homantic vibes between Nicole and Rambo continue. Sarah and Nicole end up at a Cirque show and a nightclub that should be a Cirque show. Then, the trip concludes with an epic rom-com movie-like e…
Episode 15: Part 1 - What Happens in Vegas, Does Not Stay in Vegas
The Homance takes the shitshow on a plane and heads to Las Vegas for Nicole's 30th birthday. As you know, the Homance never follows the rules, so they share every single detail from their Vegas excur…
Episode 14: The Twilight Zone Bubble
Facts. Fuck 'Em. It's a new thing. Nicole actually goes on a good date, yet the twilight zone continues to follow her around like a rain cloud with LoJack. Then, Sarah goes down memory lane and intro…
Episode 13: Emotional Roller Coaster
Nicole and Sarah tell a vintage story about the time they went to Cedar Point (an amusement park in Ohio). In true homance style, there was more amusement outside of the park than in it. This two-day…
Episode 12: Black Magic
There's only room for one type of magic on a date with Nicole...Gypsy Magic. Let's just say there was magic on her most recent date, but it wasn't the gypsy kind.
Episode 11: The Shit Show feat. Gyno Laura
Buckle up, people! It's a bumpy ride. Nicole and Sarah had their own little Sunday Funday before the podcast started...and let's just say...you can tell. Shout out to our special guests, Gyno Laura a…
Episode 10: Cheerio, Mate!
Nicole and London Mike actually went to fucking London and survived to talk about it.
Episode 9: Part 2 - I Don't Know Why I'm Doing This feat. Rachel
Nicole, Sarah and special guest, Rachel, go into the Homance vault and divulge various uncomfortable scenarios with random dudes.
Episode 9: Part 1 - Full-lengths for Full-lengths feat. Rachel
Our new best friend, Rachel, joins us to share two hilarious vintage stories that are sure to delight. Be prepared for a real life bar encounter and an online app hookup gone awry. Rachel also design…
Side Piece 5: Respect the Equipment
Nicole and Sarah rant about going to the gym and all of the ridiculous antics that shouldn't be allowed...but happen anyway.
Episode 8: Let Me Take My Socks Off
Extended and unedited! This week, there's a 'Side Piece' and a full-length episode in "one fell swoop." You'll get the reference once you listen. Sarah and Mike detail an uncomfortable lunch. Nicole …
Episode 7: Never Trust a Ginger feat. Kelly T
Kelly T makes a celebrity appearance! Granny panties, candy waffles, broken signs and more.
Side Piece 4: So Not an Adventure Barbie
Sarah quickly ruins her own fantasy of a romantic night by a pond with all that reality has to offer. Then, proceeds to ruin the fantasy for Nicole as well.
Episode 6: How old is too old? And the Detroit Podcast Festival
Nicole and Sarah discuss a friend's relationship with an older man. They also recap the Detroit Podcast Festival where they did a live show. Then, after the show London Mike experienced The Homance i…
Episode 4: Detroit Tigers Opening Day Shenanigans
Nicole and Sarah introduce you to Homance 2.0 and breaks down day drinking, near death experiences and a special moment with Mr. Detroit.
Side Piece 3: Baby Baby
Nicole is annoyed by her friend's use of Daryl's signature "baby" in their text conversation.