THE HALF ASSED PODCAST NETWORK

FRANKLY NOT EVEN SURE WHAT WE TALK ABOUT ON THIS ONE...

WHOLE THING IS IND OF A BLUR

SYD AND LAUREN COME ON THE SHOW TO TELL THE CREW JUST HOW WASHED THEY ARE

-TOP 6 SONGS THE YEAR YOU WERE 21

-2000-2001 CULTURAL EVENTS

-DRINKS THE YEAR YOU WERE 21

-SUPER WASHED RANKINGS

THE TRIVIA IS FLOWIN!

THE CREW CONTINUES WITH GUEST ROB SNOW OF THE NOSTALGIA PIT

WE FOLLOW UP THE NON-MLB DRAFT WITH: TRIVIA NIGHT!

IT GOES TO SHIT RIGHT AWAY...

AND IT STAYS PRETTY SHITTY

ANYHOO, ENJOY

JUST LIKE IT SAYS IN THE TITLE...

BUT WE'RE STILLBA FUN LISTEN

RON & DEREK DISCUSS STONERS LOSING THINGS:

PARTICULARLY DRUGS

RON, TROY, AND GOODS CELEBRATE 1 YEAR OF THE CREW RELEASING PODS...

WITH A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT

WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE THE START OF THE MLB SEASON THAN TO DRAFT TEAM NAMES...

OF NON MLB TEAMS

THATS TIGHT:

-MINOR LEAGUE

-INDEPENDENT LEAGUE

-OLDE TYME

-FOREIGN

THERE ARE SOME CLASSICS

THE NCAA POSTGAME GOES OFF THE RAILS WITH TALK OF:

-THEME PARKS

-COMPETING BUTTER SCULPTURES

-CHEESE FIGJHT

-ELITE 8 BEDROOMS

-TOM HANKS PORN NAMES

OUR (ALREADY OUTDATED) BRACKET TALK IS SUPPLEMENTED WITH

-GHOERGHE MURESAN TALK

-TOM CRUISE BASHING

GOODS WAS LATE TO HIS OWN PARTY (FOR GOOD REASON)

BUT WHILE WE WAITED, WE SHOT THE SHIT.

I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET THE MUSTACHE BRACKET DOWN TO TWO EPISODES

THE WAY I DID THAT IS BY AGGRESSIVELY CHOPPING ANYTHING OFF TOPIC. BUT IT WAS TOO GOOD TO THROW AWAY, I HAD TO SALVAGE THE OVERFLOW …

THE CREW CONTINUES THEIR MARCH STYLE MADNESS BRACKETS WITH:

TOP 64 MUSTACHIOS

IT GETS GREASY AS HELL AS THE GANG ENTERS: SUPER DRUNK TERRITORY!

-FLU BIT CALL BACK

-FATTY ARBUCKLE

-QUAKERS AND BAKERS (AD)

CHEESY SCI-FI FX

-TRAVOLTA SLANDER

-YIKE'S MOM CATCHES A STRAY

WE FOLLOW THE "...YOU PIECE OF SHIT" MOVIE QUOTE DRAFT WITH:

-THE FLU BIT

-TRAVOLTA HOT TAKE

-TERRY GILLIAM

-EDITING SAFEWORD

-S&M BLOCK (AD)

-FAKE BAND NAMES

-THE WARM HAIR

-FRED DURST

-FOOD HOT TAK…