A Star Trek podcast by two guys who are a bit embarrassed to have a Star Trek podcast. After reviewing all of Star Trek: The Next Generation, DS9, and Voyager, we’re reviewing Star Trek: Enterprise from beginning to end. Check out Greatest Trek, our companion podcast about all the new Star Trek series!
When Voyager arrives in Borg space, the crew finds the collective getting roughed up by an even more dangerous enemy. But Janeway’s plan to make a deal with the devil gets her more than she bargained…
When BLT goes rummaging in the Voyager’s main computer, what she finds is so scandalous it could reset Mayquees/Starfleet relations to Season 1. But when everyone starts getting in on the game, the b…
When people start disappearing all over Voyager, their replacements can’t explain why they’re trading places. But by the time the big takeover is revealed, it may be too late for the crew to warm up …
When a local paleontologist pitches his Distant Origin Theory, the implications w/r/t common ancestry are too hot-blooded for the Voth's Ministry of Elders to handle. But even with Chakotay serving a…
When the Doctor plays house in the holodeck, his fantasy family life is uniquely disgusting to BLT. But when the ship encounters some anomalies that could get Janeway more coffee and Chakotay more na…
When Kes moves through time she does it every bit as good as a man, she just does it backwards. But when it turns out an attack by an unknown enemy is the reason for her de-aging, she’ll have to go b…
When Harry gets his DNA test results back, the news about his Roddenberry-inspired heritage gets revealed in a strikingly public way. But when he learns the hard way that men don’t last too long on T…
When Voyager stops to help with a planet’s armageddon situation, the crew discovers that’s no asteroid, it’s The Etanian Order’s plausible deniability! But when a shuttlecraft rescue mission to the s…
When Doc Holoday starts experimenting with grafting geniuses onto his personality, the results are off-putting. But when his bedside manners become more hands-on than usual, one big slip up could tak…
When Chakotay crash lands on a planet in conflict, he’s assimilated back to health by a co-op with a dark secret. But connecting with Riley puts Voyager at risk when a nearby Borg Cube gets the self-…
When Ensign Vorik gets fresh with the chief engineer, his blood boils like a man who’s been freshened up by Kes. But when he puts his horny on main, he spreads a little bit onto BLT—with disastrous c…
When it’s talent show day on Voyager, Janeway and Chakotay are the only ones who remember the loop. But when a pushy family member invites Janeway to a presentation about the afterlife, the strife sh…
When Harry goes to Tuvok for relationship advice, his holocrush develops an unexpected interest in Vulcan Jenga. But when Marayna can’t be deleted, the crew has to fight for their lives at the luau. …
When the illusion of Neelix’s utility to the mission is finally shattered, he turns to crime to secure his position. But when an alien drug dealer’s murder implicates the Voyager crew, they might los…
When Voyager encounters a virus infecting an alien race, The Doctor is uniquely suited to cure the ill. But when the outbreak becomes bigger than anyone was expecting, Captain Janeway will have to ba…
When Q shows up with a romantic overture for the captain, only a lady Q will be able to divert his attention. But when a war in the continuum implicates judicial precedent set onboard Voyager, the cr…
When Kes helps a dying widow grieve, her commitment to being a generous host is taken advantage of. But when she leaves Voyager and takes a shuttlecraft with her, Neelix is the only one relieved that…
When the EMH is taken holo-hostage, it will ironically come with a newfound freedom. But when Starling absolutely insists on destroying the future to get even more obscene wealth in the past, the Voy…
When Voyager fights a ship from the future, their battle results in a draw. But when both ships find themselves in the past, there’s plenty of time for a do-over. Does Star Trek hate hippies? Are we …