The Grade Cricketer

Marlon Samuels sprays some Sextillion7thPower into the air and films himself hitting Shane Warne for boundaries, so we question who the worst bloke in the entire world is. In other IPL news, number 3…

Coming to you right from the heart of the end of the lockdown capital of the world, we’re talking about Cameron Green being the 21 year old hope that this country needs. Everyone is scoring runs, no …

Justin Langer reflects on Neser, schedules and the Sheffield Shield, so we consider crowd noise, sport as art and what the fuck is happening on Michael Vaughan’s Instagram.

Does one 50 in the IPL r…

The Sheffield Shield is back. We’re talking Neser 5s, Pope 5s, Siddle’s peroxide salad, Slug Webster’s Slug, Marnus hitting hundreds, Agar hitting hundreds but the main question is can we fuck the pi…

Someone has listened to the wishes of two idiots from the internet and given us packaged highlights of the IPL so we can make sweeping statements about the best T20 competition in the world.

Ashwin…

Club cricket makes its return in parts of Australia, albeit with a 25 page document outlining the new ways you can ruin your pandemic summer.

We’ll discuss the tragic news of Dean Jones’ passing an…

Bradman’s first pitch is under the threat of developers; Australia become the first team to win in England since weird records with 8 caveats began; we review the summer of English bubbles; the IPL h…

Both Australia and England make it impossible to tell if either one is good, but also make it incredibly easy to come away with binary, absolutes about them.

Australia give us a second taste of gas…

England have gone 2-0 up in the T20 bubble series thanks to Jos Buttler being maybe England’s best ever white ball player and Australia being on a contiki bubble tour. Are Australia good? Is anyone g…

We're asking if there’s any danger of Pakistan winning a game in England or if Eoin Morgan’s career best form and the weather will sweep Babar.

Stuart Broad puts himself first by saying there aren’…

We wrap up the England summer with Crawley, Anderson, Ali and catching chat, trying to figure out what any of this means and if we feel safe yet.

Australia are masked up and on the plane to England…

It rained for 4 days in Hampshire during the 2nd Test between England and Pakistan but how do we get more cricket when the floods of 2020 commence the next apocalypse?

Stuart Broad is fined by dadd…

We’re talking Pakistani players of promise, who the big 4 bats are, climaxing to Babar and what makes us feel good.

Ireland beat England in the 3rd ODI after Tom Blanton says the England team are t…

England win their ODI series against Ireland with 10 other blokes that aren’t nearly as interesting as Johnny Bairstow, as the rarest of rare unite goes past 3000 ODI runs and scores a 21 ball fifty.

England claim the Wisden trophy 2-1 after some gorgeous, clean Ollie Pope runs, Stuart Broad’s 10-fa - thus taking him past 500 Test wickets - and Chris Woakes’ underrated salad. We're dissecting the…

England level the series 1-all thanks to Dom Sibley yucking his way to 120 and Ben Stokes doing literally everything in the same game. This is of course after Jofra goes to see "a friend" and breaks …

The West Indies go 1-0 up in the series thanks mostly to Stuart Broad not being picked and Jason Holder now usurping Faf du Plessis as the greatest rig in world cricket. How do you get on the front d…

An important announcement up top before we get into the usual rareness.

Ben Stokes is set to become the 81st Test Captain of England but where’s the gritty salad that took him to the top? Mark Wood…

We commence our farewell to the season in the only way we know how: by discussing safety, Fathers, MyCricket and Shane Warne. That’s all before Justin Langer is finally granted the privilege of joini…

Well, the pandemic has taken hold and for TGC that only means one thing: overlaying inappropriate and ill-advised cricketing analogies to describe the deepest health and economic crisis in living mem…