The Faucet with Myq Kaplan
Comedian Myq (Mike) Kaplan is The Faucet.
Except instead of water like from a literal faucet, what comes out are words, thoughts, ideas, jokes, rhymes, philosophies, fun, and more, in a stream of consciousness. A stream. Like water. See? Like this.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 33 minutes
- Episodes
- 100
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
79: Fonzie Bear
On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses the various world record-breaking comedy endeavors he's been a part of, his mother's favorite standups, Muppets, non-Muppets, and more! Enjoy!
78: Variations on The Me
On today's self-contained (?) pod-meal, Myq discusses the comfort of mysteries, his love of various Jim Carrey movies, his mother's taste in media, and more! Come for the fun, stay for the fun!
77: Tears of Light
In today's pod snack, Myq spends most of the time recommending that you listen to his latest Broccoli and Ice Cream episode, in which his mother is his guest. It's her first podcast. Enjoy this and/o…
76: Memory Patricks
In today's pod-meal, Myq discusses memories about memory.
Also covered are things like remembering, reminding, and I forget what else.
Myq recommends the scientific and artistic entertainment creatio…
75: Primary Fruits
On today's pod-snack, Myq discusses animals, vegetables, and minerals, except for the minerals, and more fruits than vegetables. But definitely animals! Have fun listening!
74: Rabbit Rabbit Habit
Happy NOW Year! In this first episode of 2021, Myq offers some year-beginning reflections. He recommends all kinds of friends and artists, including Jo Firestone and Zach Sherwin, and well, he recomm…
73: Cuddle Up With Your Sentient Being of Choice and Enjoy Some Silent Fireworks
Myq rings out the old year (or wrings it out?) in this episode, with wonderings about who might be listening on this very New Year's Eve day! Is it you? Myq and his beloved girlfriend Rini offer well…
72: Proper Gander
On today's year-end pod-meal, Myq discusses listening to holiday music all year round, making resolutions whenever, using fun vegan euphemisms, saying the alphabet backwards, coincidences, advice col…
71: Bard to the Bone
In tonight's pod-meal, Myq shares some poetry, recommends Codenames again, offers a week in review, and generally has a nice time that you can also have.
Alternate Titles:
Antique Country Roads Show …
70: Happy Hanukkah, Nonukkah, and Beyonukkah!
On tonight's pod-snack, Myq celebrates the final night of Hanukkah and also the rest of everything. Enjoy please and thank you as desired and possible!
Alternate Titles:
Shush Parade A Monopoly on Jo…
69: A Real Godblessit
On today's podcast, Myq celebrates the birthday (today! December 12!) of his beloved Grandma Iris, who died earlier this year at 91. Now she's 92, or infinity. Not sure. Both? Memories and stories a…
68: Tonight Is the First Night of the Rest of Your Life (and Chanukah!)
On tonight's pod-snack, Myq celebrates the first night of Chanukah with a bunch of jokes about it. Enjoy!
67: John Absurd and the AppMapper App
On today's pod-meal, Myq big ups his friend Liz Glazer (and their weekly IG live chat show, Weird Week Wednesdays), his mother, Rini's Aunt Annette, his friend Brendan, his recent episode of Broccoli…
66: I Am Happy For Elliot Page (All Sincerity, Plus One Silly Unrelated Poem)
Elliot Page came out as trans this week. I am happy for him/them. I expressed it on social media, and an overwhelming majority of people I know who responded did so positively, and I wanted to share …
65: Branching Out (Another Edition of Excalibur the Eyebrow)
In tonight's pod-snack, Myq shares some news and social media responses about Excalibrow. (Excalibur the Eyebrow. For short. With this extended parenthetical. For long. But not for long!)
64: Castle Grade School
On tonight's final pod of November, Myq discusses gratitudes of the past week, doing podcasts with Sagar Bhatt, Bethany Van Delft, Micah Sherman, Brett Singer, Willie Caldwell, Ivan Anderson, and mor…
63: The Amazing Spider-Shoe
In today's pod-meal, Myq discusses a recent online friendly neighborhood spider-debate about shoes, boots, trucks, and cars, having nothing to do with spiders or Spider-Man. Please enjoy!
62: The Spectacular Spider-Dan(ny Hatch)
On tonight's pod-snack, Myq sings the praises of The Comedy Studio Podcast, hosted by wonderful friend and hilarious comedian Danny Hatch, with special guest star (and Comedy Studio owner) Rick Jenki…
61: Web of Spider-Grace
On today's pod-snack, Gratitude Week continues! Or kicks off! Or was here the entire time! Myq shares some fun interactions he had online about heroes like Superman and Dolly Parton (new fun interact…
60: The Unadorned Spider-Pod
On tonight's pod-meal, Myq discusses the giving of thanks, the naming of "Gratitudes," the defining of assholery, the concept of crossovers in comic books and podcasts, the magic of Naming, the power…