Long time friends get hammered and discuss the deep and intricate aspects of everyday life. Mostly unsupported arguments for their opinions lead them down a drunken stream of consciousness. They argue for their mundane and sometimes more intellectually intriguing outlooks but ultimately strive for a better understanding of the world. Facts are not our forte but confidently stating assumptions as facts is...Comments? Questions? Concerns? Just want to yell back or correct our bold assertions? Visit our reddit page https://www.reddit.com/r/Thedrinktank/
I am much less creative when I am sober. This may lead to a worse podcast or a better one. I don't know but it most definitely will lead to a worse episode description. So... while we m…
SoberOctober is the invention of dumb people with no self control who need an excuse to be interesting. That being said... I am participating. SO! we will be checking in all month with …
Some people make poor decisions. Ok I lied. ALL people make poor decisions. Our poor decisions are far more hilarious and playful than everyone else's so that makes them more important.…
We slow down our high paced lives to dive into some more philosophical ideas. It wasn't on purpose but sometimes there just isn't a lot going on and you have to fall back on the basics.…
This was a fun one. It has comedy, it has introspection, it has drama maybe, and it has the best accidental long term twist at the end. If you listen for nothing else the end twist that…
Football is a hell of a drug. Nothing is worse than being shitfaced at noon. As a Seahawks fan I am willing to make sacrifices. The only real issue is that it really ruins the rest of y…
Aight well we got into one today. It started off light hearted and fun but lets be honest in this day and age there is no way to completely avoid covid BS. So that happened. Ill be hone…
Sometimes life gives you lemons. Sometimes life gives you a series of events that all culminate in disaster or sheer unadulterated awkwardness. This is either the beginning of a series …
Everyone knows that one HR nightmare at work. But what if everyone one was the HR nightmare guy? Then the one "normal" person would be HR nightmare. That is pretty much how this episod…
Some gritty reboots are good like Batman. Other gritty reboots are terrible like Batman. This is our terrible gritty reboot. Now when I mean reboot I guess I mean I don't really support…
Ok guys this one is on me. You can blame the drinking all you want but I assure you this is more about sheer unadulterated laziness than anything. Sure the alcohol doesn't help but neit…
Oh jeez man this episode. This fucking episode is all that and a bag of acid laced butt plugs. You are going to have a time. Maybe not good maybe not bad but 100% a time. Dicks butts an…
Thomas the tank engine is a bitch. You know it I know it and the youth of America knows it. How that piece of shit stays on air and continues to have viewers is beyond me. He wasn't the…
Surviving a heat wave and still delivering subpar entertainment is a skill that needs to be part of the Olympics. We stayed cool and presented our hot takes like we were genetically pre…
Its is weird that men have almost no knowledge about dicks. Like you know your own dick but likely very little other information. Sure porn is a general source of dick knowledge but it …
A wise man once said that it is always best to get life advice from two drunk idiots who can barely live their own lives. So if you want to get healthy and become the best you listen t…
Oh yeah. We doing this. We are talking and drinking and you are laughing and driving. We are all in heaven. These are the best times of our lives!!! Which means its all downhill from he…
If you were given the opportunity to colonize another planet would you? There are barren planets out there just waiting for your DNA and now, or at least when i am done formulating my p…
You don't read this shit anyway. I put minutes into crafting these sentences and nothing. So... phone, number, news, stocks, meme, india, chair, bubble, chicken, cloth, window, sink, kn…