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Wanna get rich? Then sit back and let us tell you the fastest, easiest way to get richer than you ever imagined: CRYPTOCURRENCY. This week we blab about bitcoin and blockchain, and Tom details how th…

Learn all about the rules of the road from two ol’ road warriors who themselves are Master Drivers.. There’s also a discussion of the plot of the hot new movie Regarding Henry and Tim proposes turnin…

Looking to lose a bunch of weight without doing any work? Great news! It's totally possible. There are these things called "fad diets" that work like a charm. You can tell because we've tried a few a…

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe! This week we’re talking about Tom’s favorite muscular hunk from when he was a child. Also, Tim gives his honest thoughts about Muppet Babies and we both with B…

PRO TIP: Start listening to this episode on December 31st at 11:46:08 to ring in the New Year with us!

Join us as we say goodbye to 2017, and welcome 2018 which is sure to be much better. We'll give y…

This week our colleagues at the New York Times blow the lid off of a secret Pentagon program investigating Unidentified Flying Objects and we’re here to report on their reporting. Also Tim is very hu…

Snakes! Some people love 'em, some people hate 'em, but we can all agree on one thing: those things sure can slither! This week we discuss all things snake, but first Tom has a thrilling encounter wi…

Looking for something for everyone on your list? Well you've come to the right place, as long as what you're looking for is one of the handful of children's toys we talk about. We also solve a listen…

These boys are bonkers for Broadway! This week Tim and Tom discuss all the Broadway shows they've seen, including Tim's recent trip to Hamilton, the popular rapping musical about history. Tom also ta…

Tom has a crappy week this week where he breaks bones, has the mailman ring his doorbell close to the Witching Hour itself, and gets ripped off on a Bigfoot documentary. Then the guys decide to spend…

Apparently, some of the most popular superheroes–including Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman–have gotten together and made a movie! This week we'll talk about that movie, as well as the history of th…

This week we’re Talkin’ Tacos with Tim and Tom. You’ll hear all about the saddest meal Tom’s ever made, the Top Ten Tacos Tips and Toppings, and Tom’s off-brand Pac-Man sheets.

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Nintendo's main dude Mario has a new game out, and we're talkin' about it. But if you think we're just gonna cover Super Mario Odyssey, you're so wrong it's pathetic. From Donkey Kong to the Super Ma…

The final terrifying week of Oct-BOO-SCARE, the scariest month of the year. Before we talk scary though, bring your kids in the room to hear Tim’s tale of seeing the gang from Sesame Street out in th…

Every year people dress up in costumes for Halloween, but nobody knows why. That mystery goes unsolved in this episode, but we do talk about costumes we've dressed in, the most popular 2017 costumes …

This week, another installment of Myths & Legends: Men in Black. Tim has trouble differentiating fantasy (the Men in Black movies) with reality (the men in black who visit people after UFO sightings …

Nobody should ever rob a bank. Let's get that out of the way. That includes you, dear listener. But the sad truth is that there are some sickos out there that rob banks all the time. Thousands of tim…

Hey, HOLD the foods? I don’t think so! That’s right, you’ve guessed it, this week we’re talking about Whole Foods. The latest acquisition from bald-headed mastermind Jeff Bezos. Also we solve a liste…

This week we’re back from the United Kingdom having conquered one of Tim’s biggest fears: Sunday Roast. We’ve finally been to one and have a lot of thoughts about them, which we talked about into mic…

“Hey, what’s on the boob tube?” That’s the question on everybody’s mind this time of year, and luckily you have Tim and Tom to guide you through the new fall TV offerings. With the help of a little w…