The Complete Guide to Everything

This week the Pentagon released a report about UFOs (which apparently are called UAP now), and this has gotten Tom in quite a tizzy. He takes us step by step through all the wacky hijinks those extra…

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so why not start your day off by feeding yourself garbage? McDonalds used to be the only breakfast game in town, but move over, because Burge…

All of Gen Z is going gaga over TikTok, so naturally it's time for two old millennials to weigh in on it. This week we try to make sense of this app that confuses us quite a bit, and see if we can st…

As part of The Complete Guide to Everything Fun in the Sun Summer Series, this week we’re talking about Swimming. From oceans to pools, there isn’t a body of water these guys haven’t gone swimming be…

After over a decade of weekly episodes featuring a vast array of topics, we're finally covering the topic everyone has been waiting for: socks. You wear them on your feet every single day, but what d…

This week we do a deep dive into the theory that Sir Paul McCartney died in a car crash over 50 years ago and was replaced with an imposter by those dastardly Beatles. Also we discuss the golden age …

We're back recording in the same room together for the first time in over a year, so we decided to cover a topic that would get us all riled up. This week we're talking about the richest people in hi…

Nowadays they got a Hall of Fame for just about everything, even the very concept of Rock and Roll. This week we discuss the newest entrants into the R&R HOF as well as a lil’ bit of history about th…

With all that's going on in the world these days, the one thing literally everybody can agree on is that the funniest thing on earth is when three buffoons mercilessly hurt each other on purpose. Thi…

The world is slowly getting back to normal and we can all agree the thing we miss most is buffets. This week we discuss the various types of all-you-can-eat schemes and offer some pro tips on how to …

It's Tom's 40th birthday, and he's officially "over the hill" which means he's closer to his death than to his birth, a funny concept that everyone makes jokes about when someone turns forty. To deal…

After last week’s man cave discussion, we (Tom) decided we should continue the conversation with a frank talk about Arcade Games. We run through some of our favorite arcade games of all time, take a …

Where can a man go to escape the hustle and bustle of modern life (and get away from his family)? Why, a weird cave thing that he built himself. This week, two men who will never have enough space in…

Marijuana (aka “Grass”) is officially legal in New York and all it took was our governor desperately looking to change the conversation from the multiple credible allegations that have been made agai…

Ever have to drive (or be a passenger) for a long time? Well, my friend, you had yourself a long drive. This week we're talking about sitting in a car for a long time and being bored. We also discuss…

From lakes to oceans, glasses to jugs, Water has taken the world by storm. But how much do you really know these clear, mysterious beverage? Also we solve a listener problem concerning their obnoxiou…

Spring is (almost) upon us, and who better to discuss it than two middle aged men who don't go outside all that much?

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We all know all about fungible tokens, but what about non-fungible ones? From Kings of Leon to Grimes, everyone’s getting in on the latest crypto-craze: NFTs. But what the hell are they? This week we…

They sent another robot to Mars and don't worry, we're all over it it. This week we discuss the Mars 2020 mission and the Perseverance rover in detail, providing invaluable analysis to the scientific…

In the immortal words of Steven Quincy Urkel, “Got any cheese?” We sure do this week as we discuss one of the best kinds of foods there is, cheese. From stinky to mild, we don’t hold any of our thoug…