The Comedy Button

We find another alternate Ryan Scott, discover Facebook's fake Brian Altano, weigh the use of ROFL in 2022, come up with some fun stuff to do in San Francisco (wrong answers only), and reveal our per…

After a super-serious intro (not really), we rank the best ghost-hunting shows, learn about midwifery, listen to Kristin's pitch for a dating show, and run down some unfortunate college acronyms. Sta…

Kristin encounters a public porn-watcher and takes in some drunk Shakespeare, Brian joins the Stein Society, half the cast gets onboard with ad hoc parenting, and we answer a bunch of rapid-fire ques…

Winamp still whips the llama's ass, the Great Gatsby is still pretty good, Willy Wonka is still very weird, and and Jared Leto still sucks. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max S…

We do some Urban Dictionary deep-dives, celebrate the oeuvre of Nicolas Cage, share some cool tricks to avoid working, and get a visit from the Brain Cops. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scov…

Brian cooks the worst meal of his life, Scott melts his jukebox, Kristin owns the world's newest medieval jug, we reveal the secret origin of our podcast's name, and 4-H gets a Comedy Button makeover…

We have a spirited discussion about our favorite gas station brands and treats (seriously this is what it's come to), imagine the most effective way to fight Ryan as a bird, give mad props to our boy…

We decide what our drug nicknames are, explore the local porn forests, learn that Brian's mom was a hard-boiled party detective, and recount the longest lies we've ever kept up. Starring Brian Altano…

We examine the carbon footprint of breast implants, have a debate about monkey bread, try to decide which of two crimes are worse, and hear Kristin's best guess at the plot of Superman Returns. Starr…

We celebrate the happy-so-far new year with some scheduling changes, learn about the time Scott's wife almost killed him, try to imagine what the worst giant animal would be, and discover way too muc…

The world suddenly makes a lot more sense when you realize there are no actual adults anywhere up in here, especially when it's five nonsense people trying to imagine which Master of Disguise scene D…

Kristin had an awesome surprise birthday party, we try to explain NFTs, Max got us a bunch of silly Christmas gifts, and somehow they made like 17 more Home Alone movies that we're just now finding o…

We imagine an alternate universe where Master P had a popular rap about Final Fantasy, recount how stupid the Death of Superman was, and fondly remember our local teen troublemaking spots. Starring B…

There are now so many Marvel movies that we can't remember all of them, so instead of worrying about that malarkey, we try to figure just what the heck a warlock is, and why it's better than a wizard…

Scott reveals his big surprise to the world, Ryan doesn't know what's in a bugout bag, the Bromley family ran the world's weirdest camgirl show, and -- a little too late -- we discover a hilariously …

We're all Dum-Dums in this episode, as we explain Tootsie Pop superstitions, recount the times we were terrible, experience the longest and most convoluted story Kristin has ever told, and remember t…

Kristin shares her hair tips, Scott finds the dumbest reason to visit Party City, we wonder why there aren't more good werewolf movies, and we were all probably that one bad friend at some point. Sta…

Kristin tries to figure out TikTok, social media believes all kinds of wrong and stupid things about us, our horoscopes are definitely not a bunch of nonsense, and we wish some sweet toys upon our yo…

Welcome to our dystopian hellscape, where a guy ate at Six Flags on the cheap for seven years, and Max crashed a social influencer's debauched birthday party. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max S…

We have a very strange conversation about Mummies Alive, wonder about horse treats, try to imagine what sorts of 2010s nostalgia we'll be inundated with in 20 years, and debate traveling through time…