The Cider Shed - Ploughing through BBC's 'The Archers'

This week Keri and Peter are rejoined by Matthew down in Lisbon, sounding like he's commentating on the 1967 European Cup final. 

In between whistling neighbours, Jethro Tull and the latest from The A…

With Matthew away, it is left to Keri and Peter to wade through:

• The interfamilial politics of stained glass windows. 

• Justin being a dreadful human being at home, work and the vet's surgery. 

• The…

Join us this week as a submissive Keri, Peter and Matthew are pegged back by a dominantly weird week in The Archers.

Under royal review are:

• Male fraud: George burns, Harrison Burns, we ALL burn. 

• T…

While Peter was away, Keri and Matthew weighed in on 'It's a Knockout' nostalgia, bikes vs trikes, open bars at cinemas (Y or N?) Oh, and THAT leadership race.

In between slices of rhubarb hedgehog,…

We wanna tell you a story.

About a village we know.

When it comes to farming,

They....oh whatevz.... 

This week:

• Rise of The Machines: Brad gets his arse telehanded to him.

• Adam vs the W.I.: This story…

This week, Keri and Matthew tried to fill a Peter shaped hole with talk of snakebite, 'A Place in the Sun', earthquakes and how you like your cheese: wax on or wax off?

We also discussed:

• If you lie pa…

This week Keri, Peter and Matthew are all sorted for cheese and jizz. It's not like it sounds, honest. Pack a whistle and a puffer jacket, we're going raving. 

The four we can do you for a tenner are:

…

This week, Keri, Peter and and Matthew talk Starships, Pagan fertility festivals and literal 5h1t. 

Under social assessment are:

• Kirsty shows Adil where the wild things are and possibly finds a soilm…

This week, Keri, Peter and the returning Matthew used their words to discuss serial killers, young folk stealing our old music and in some small part, that very odd week in The Archers. 

We're 97 per …

This week Keri and Peter get smashed into a big sugary yogic rush of an Ambridge week, sans Matthew who was quite busy ecstatic dancing in a field. In between you'll hear Keri lose her Latvian citize…

This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew discuss the life expectancy of tarantulas, being paid for sex, doing a runner from restaurants and whether 'Spag Bol' is more offensive than 'Pl**ty J**bz'.

Free bon…

This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew want a word. And don't you dare take a phonecall. 

• Nagatha Christie. Could the farrier's dark horse dealings be under investigation?

• Felpersham kitchens latest: F…

This week, Peter, Keri and Matthew get their assets out for a forensic going over.

Included in our portfolio are:

• "On behoof of my client...". Will Chris get a shoeing?

• Mia and Chelsea and Freddie and L…

Come one, come all.

No, not you, Tony.

While Peter was away at bootcamp, Keri and Matthew had a series of happy accidents.

Down from the shelves came:

• Real Jills eat (niche) quiches.
• Fallon's creamy field…

This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew boxed up The Archers and threw it in a skip. Then set fire to it. 

• We've got a file on you. Tracy's roleplay screws her dole pay. 

• Roy always carries a Torch, but…

Join Peter, Keri and Matthew as they borrow a smart jacket and attempt to win over resistant listeners. We've memorised the following:

• They wood fire anything for love, but they won't do that. Ian a…

This week Keri, Peter and Matthew bought a ticket to the world (Ambridge) but now they've come back again. With this:

• Oliver needs an HR dept. 

• Ruairi can't handle......the truth.

• Is Freddie a lov…

A first this week as all three of us recorded the pod whilst on the same body of land. 

We put our slurries to the back of our minds and had a go at the following:

• Vince's solar system: Panel-beating…

Keri caught covid so Peter and Matthew step their game up and wang on about:

• Not sharts. Shah. Adil Shah.

• Ruairi the wrong un.

• DJ Freddie in da house stately home.

• It takes a village to ruin a Ma…

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This week Keri, Peter and Matthew have a heart to shart over:

• Let Tony eat cake! 

• The Berrow bored members kill…