The C-Ticket Podcast

California, here we come!

Well, James is coming at least. He's always coming.

The world's most vulgar theme park podcaster is heading out west for a brief romp through Uncle Walt's old stomping grounds…

The podcast is always greener in somebody else's feed, but is the NEW puppet-heavy Little Mermaid show at Hollywood Studios better than the OLD puppet-heavy Little Mermaid show at Hollywood Studios?

N…

Uh-oh, Nicky hungie!!!!

Ol' picky Nick ate around the Universe and is here to tell the tale of some delicious chicken, handheld mac & cheese, and a pretty average burger.

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The episode James has been waiting for is finally here. We hope it doesn't SUCKKKKK BLEGHHHHHH VAMPIRE NOISES.

Hear all about the best ride at Epic Universe, some spooktacular meet and greets, and a l…

J.K. Rowling sucks shit, we know this. But there's no denying the architectural magic behind Universal's latest land themed after the boy who lived.

Hear all about the overrated elevator ride, the Evi…

We, my friends, have a podcast.

C-Ticket's EPIC Summer rolls on as Nick takes you soaring through his favorite land on the back of a majestic glide- err...racer? I don't know, the naming conventions a…

Let's-a go to Epic Universe for another week of C-Ticket's EPIC Summer!

The boys are warping up and laying pipe for a mushroom-tastic trip to Super Nintendo World! Full of coins, shells, and WAY too m…

Nick, James, and their close personal friend Vincent Various welcome you to Celestial Park - the recently gentrified hub of interdimensional travel colonized - err, discovered by Vinny V. himself!

Hea…

Okay - now THIS is epic!

That's right folks! Nicky boy has seen the promised land - he's been to Epic Universe, and he's bringing YOU the exclusive scoop all summer long!

Buuuut before he can do that, …

The boys have a busy few weeks so they're letting you peek behind the paywall with this preview of the Patreon!

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No more music. No more lights. No more Muppet show tonight. 

The curtain has officially come down on both Muppet*Vision 3D and PizzeRizzo, coincidentally our two hosts' respective favorite theme park …

Uh-oh! The boys are fighting again!

James took a trip to Florida for an audition and there were a few points of contention. Hear all about James' rental car debacle, his weird hotel shower, and a disa…

Universal spared no expense in delivering one of the greatest coasters on Earth, but has science gone too far?

Well, the genetically engineered dinos are okay. We're talking about podcasts. Should the…

After several years (and "billions and billions of dollars") Universal has FINALLY opened the first major domestic theme park since 2001, and they had to celebrate in truly EPIC fashion - with a kind…

It's a spaceship! It's Earth! It's Spaceship Earth!

Join Nick, James, and some very special guests for a soothing trip through time in space in the world's largest geodesic sphere!

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The boys are back with some HUGE locker news as well as a discussion of human rights violations and it's somehow the most on-topic they've been in months!

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Who up Gluppin' they Shitto?

When Nick and James do eventually get on track this episode, it's a celebration of all things Star Wars in the Disney Parks! Out of this world foods, cosmic characters, an…

Is this really an entire episode about the concept of lockers?

Yep!

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C-Ticket to Pod Command - come in, Pod Command!

Nick and James are taking you for a "spin" on what some have called a "modern classic": the spinning, shooting dark ride Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger S…

April Fools! We're still talking about queue lines!

But this time, only the worst can be the best.

Kali River Rapids vs. Astro Orbiter
Rock 'n' Roller Coaster vs. Soarin' Around thew World

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